So did we decide if this was Dirty or not? Either way, A+ thread, dude. What better way to bait a bunch of music addicts than by pretending to be the somewhat-embarrassing musical idol/maniac that is Varg Vikernes? It's brilliant.

Anyway, Varg/Dirty/Whoever... what's your favorite vegetable?

I simply could not live without my Nancy Drew. But save one spot for a book about the moon (lol).

Thank you? I see that the Plankton's influence is spreading like a virus, but you seem unassuming enough. And as I am a good Norwegian boy, I like my roots (good for growing during months with little sunlight), with rutabagas being my favorite. "Rutabaga" is just so fun to say.

How do you feel about immigrants?

If you were banished to the moon and could only bring ten movies, what ten movies would you bring?

Well, we Germanic folk need someone to hang our drywall don't we?

Aside from The Big Legowski and Jurassic Park I would say the entire Harry Potter series. I quite identify with the main character, Voldemort.

Keep calm and I am the Batman.

SUCKAS!!!!!

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As if it wasn't painfully obvious.

And way to announce this revelation three days after the last post in the thread. Plan better.

*claps*

Your feeble attempts to save face are beneath you. I am beginning to suspect you to be a Jew.

If Buttlord stuck his dick up your pooper, would that be like screwing yourself?

This is a rhetorical question, btw.

I have much respect for The Batlord. His taste in music is second to none, besides perhaps Mondo Bungle, and his musically mentoring Briks, Wpnfire, and Justin among possibly others shows a generous spirit. His screen name being a reference to Quorthon of Bathory, my brother in Odin, is inspired. But his sexual peccadilloes make me shake my head. Were it not for that I would fully support him as Prime Minister of Norway.

You just lost the entire internet.

http://media.giphy.com/media/xn9yw4QWUiC2Y/giphy.gif

Sure, we could use a new Prime Minister.

U just mad cuz u mad.

You obviously don't know what rhetorical means. :bonkhead:

If you had to have your breasts fondled by one of two people, would you choose myself or The Batlord?

Is there even a question? ;)

It's me right?

I have a question

whythisthread
nomorethisthread

Ah, I see the town drunk is in his cups.

Here for only a week and knows enough to recognize a town drunk? Gee, I wonder who it could be. I stand by my question.

You know what, I'm not even going to say anything. I'm just going to let you keep going until you feel stupid.

If you had to choose between rebuilding a burned down church or saving the life of a particularly jewy Jew, which would it be?

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page didn't care enough to read more than a few posts here

Wait, so what's the Batlords punishment for admitting he has multiple accounts? Flogging? Enslavement?

I told Jansz I was doing it before I even registered the account, and he told the rest of the mods, so this is all legit.

this thread
my head

derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Still stupid though.

Indeed you are.

Not stupid enough to make another account and troll the forum though. So. Yeah.

Dang! I really needed another slave.

Wait so you planned this thread out, but you didn't plan the big reveal (in name only) huh? I should remember not to hold you to such high standards in the future.

So you're Curt's mentor or protege?

It was a spur of the moment thing. I had no real plans.

Hahaha....No.

Why won't you answer my question?

I did!

I was talking to big daddy varg. Don't think I'd need to ask you about it, I know the answer.

Well I thought you wanted a real answer...