Were I to consider homosexuals anything but degenerates, then I assume it would. Although it probably does anyway. :pimp:

I do not mean to cause offense, but do you happen to be missing a chromosome or two? You remind me of a mentally challenged person I once knew.

One thing that nobody ever seems to think of bringing is sunblock. You are going to spend much of the day on the deck of your longship, rowing your little Viking tuchas off, followed by hours of mayhem and mirth burning Christian villages to the ground, all with the sun beating down on you like the metaphorical whips of our Jewish oppressors. So, a powerful sunblock is an absolute necessity. After all, even an ubermensch can get melanoma.

When I was a boy I was sent to America every summer to live on a compound (which shall remain nameless to protect their anonymity) in "West Virginia", a state small in size, but large in incest. It was there that I learned how to hunt, spit, poop in an outhouse, and yes, to speak and write English. Even today I speak the language with a very slight hillbilly twang. The experience has also led to more than a few misunderstandings due to my tendency to refer to negroes as "boy" (lol).

Alright, so you and your wife have two little Nazi babies. One day, your boy comes home and tells you he's converting to Catholicism. What do you do?

The next day, your daughter comes home... with a black guy. What do you do?

Third day, you find out that your boy is actually a black guy. What do you do?

Turns out, your daughter and your son are dating. What do you do?

What denomination of church burns down with the least effort?

I feel terrible. I just might go play on the freeway.

Here's a question to ponder:

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

This thread is not taking quite the direction that I had hoped. Perhaps when you have gotten all the childish baiting out of your systems we can proceed, but until then I shall humor you:

It would appear that I am not being taken seriously. I suppose I mistook The Batlord's earlier sarcasm for support. But regardless of the intent of these "questions" they still bring up a few valid points.

I would be most disappointed to find out that my son was converting to such a disgusting religion, but a son is a son, and I would accept him as he was (Thor grant me strength). But mixing of the races is simply intolerable. I would renounce my daughter and whatever mongrel children they produced.

And incest? Really? :rolleyes:

Gasolic churches (lol).

Again with the incest. I sincerely hope that you are wearing your helmet.

Ahaha. A most clever insult. Tell me, do you periodically speak to people this way?

Okay, serious question:
I asked chula about this a while ago, but he just said that I need help.
See, I've got my head caught in a mayonnaise jar. It's really stuck. I can't see very well, and I think I'm drowning in the mayo. To further the issue, the mayo has since spoiled and smells (and tastes) pretty bad.
Any suggestions would be appreciated.

Don't be a little girl. Hit your head against a wall until the jar breaks. If you hurt yourself then just consider that payment for being a simpleton.

The jar is made of plastic and they make me live in a padded room. Please help.

Two questions.
Who is Varg Vikernes and why would I want to ask him something.

Two questions:

1. Why is this still a thread?
2. Why aren't Varg, Hagrid, and Mr.Shankly banned if they're obviously the same account?

So you are mentally deranged? Then your fate does not concern me. Good day.

I cannot post links at this time, but replacing the "(dot)"s with periods will take you to my biography on my own website. Enjoy.

www(dot)burzum(dot)com/burzum/biography/

Genuinely not the same account.

A Pakistani man on my road had an accident on the road last Sunday, I'm sorry to say that he died on impact. Well, the police came and wanted to question me and my mate (the last people who saw him) about the incident. So they asked my mate "is there anything you can tell us about him, anything at all"?

Well he said back "I think he had two rectums..".

"Two behinds!? What.. Why? How!?" Said the copper back to him...

"Because when he, me and Hagrid went into the pub last night, I heard the barman say 'here comes that Paki with the two assholess'".

Is this a fine piece of ethnic european humour ?

10 on 10 did enjoy

Will my butt fall off if I work too much?

6/10. Also, in regards to the underlined bits where I quoted you- forgot which account you were posting in, eh?

But what did the Pakistani man have to do with anything? Couldn't he have been any race and the joke would still be the same?

Not literally, but if you put in a certain amount of exertion it will obviously cause you to lose weight. Just remember, do not worry too much about your looks, since the gods made everyone as they should be. Unless of course you're Jewish (lol).

No, he clearly said that the police were questioning his friend and not Hagrid. Please try to keep up.

Why do you vigorously defend the Arabs, yet mercilessly criticise the Jews?

I have nothing against any of the races. Surely not all are made equal, and I am vigorously opposed to interbreeding, but in general I am fine with other races. The Jews however actively plot to control the world, and must be resisted, lest their moral corruption infect all races.

I would still plow Natalie Portman though.

The Jews can certainly be... alluring, but do not be taken in by their wiles. It is how they corrupt you. Be strong, my deficient friend.

No no, I'm not mentally deranged.
See, after a terrible accident, I was reduced to a brain, mouth, nose and human digestion system attached to an anus in a mayo jar. Sometimes, I burp or fart, which risks the mayo jar falling to the ground. Hence the padded room.

Why would you believe that I could be an imbecile such as Hagrid? I must say I am rather insulted.

Well then, I don't suppose there's much reason to keep your around is there? Surely you would prefer to be put out of your misery. If not, then that is surely proof of mental derangement.

I'm actually quite happy, mayonnaise aside. Also, have you ever seen Robocop?

I feel welcome here.

I am very happy to hear it. :)

Anything to make you feel more comfortable.

Hey Verg

Considering my condition, do you think sex would be possible? Your mother and I are trying to find a way, and wanted a second opinion.

Prison:
How was prison? How did you entertain yourself for years? Was the food good? Meet any interesting fellow prisoners there?

Is euthenasia okay?

1.) It was a very arresting experience, even if I was barred from leaving.

2.) Escaping.

3.) The rats certainly seemed to think so.

4.) Strangely enough, even in Norway your cellmate will be named "Bubba".

Of course. Although I prefer forced sterilization as a way to control breeding. It is less barbaric but has the same result.

Now for the grandest question of them all: any plans to upgrade to serial killer/priest burner, or have you been successfully rehabilitated by the prison system?

Dear Vargey

Can I ask you a question?

Baha. Baha. Bahahahahahahahahahaha! No comment.

Are you going to be an imbecile?

What is the definition of imbecile?

Precisely.

Haha! Good one!

If you were banished to the moon, and could only bring ten novels, what ten would you bring?

Lord of the rings + his favorite fan-made sequels. Oh wait, got to make room for Mein Kampf