I smell a fake. Somebody hold this fucker down while I go get the real Varg on this shit.


Muthafucka gon' come all up in here frontin an shit...

Soft or crispy cornflakes?

If the real Varg sees this he's gonna be so mad.

Why do I feel like I am in great danger?

I know.

*snicker*

God, I love a good train wreck.

Mondo, shoot him an email and tell him he's being impersonated.

Varg's gonna **** **** up.

Hey! You edited your post.



Don't be a pussy.

Hmph. I'm sure it is now clear to everyone that you are in fact a mouthpiece for the Jewish conspiracy trying to discredit me, though whether you are one of them or merely a puppet I cannot say. I had not anticipated that they would have infiltrated even this place, but I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. They are after all a wily race.

I had suspected you from the start, due to your avatar. As all well-informed Aryan brothers know, Spongebob is in fact Jewish propaganda. However, the truth is now obvious.

Crispy. With plenty of sugar.

I assure you, I am indeed the real Varg Vikernes. Do not listen to Plankton's lies.

How did this guy know Briks was Norwegian? I smell a rat….

Oh sure. I'm all verklempt.

Stuff it jerkwad.