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07-10-2005, 05:23 PM
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Some Guy
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Up your ass.
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Reasons Your Playing Too Much Halo 2
1: You refer to holding something in each hand as "dual-weilding".
2: Whenever trying to sneak up on someone you crouch so they can't detect you on their radar. 3: You refer to everyone you beat as a "n00b". 4: Whenever you get mad at someone you say, "Shut up or I'll no scope your ass." 5: Whenever someone jumps out from around a corner to scare you you yell, "You f  cking camping bitch!"6: Whenever you scare someone and they yell, "You f cking camping bitch!" you run away yelling, "IT'S A LEGITAMITE STRATEGY!"Add on if you have more.
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So we agree to the terms?... Yeah. Okay... we'll send over the prisoner once your part of the deal is up... Get on with it Grif... I would just like to admit... that I suck... And?... And that I'm a girl... What else? And I like ribbons in my hair... and I want to kiss all the boys... This might be the greatest surrender of all time. So let go Mmm, jump in Oh well whatcha waiting for It's alright 'Cuz there's beauty In the breakdown |
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07-11-2005, 06:50 AM
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My home? Discabled,
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Bristol, UK
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You don't play too much Halo 2, because it stinks like an old granny who pissed herself, went into a field and then covered themselves in cow sh1t.
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07-11-2005, 11:36 AM
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Something That You're Not
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Cold And All Alone
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LOL! Those are great! I don't have any to add, but at one time I played too much of the original Halo. I still hate the Flood!!! DIEEEEEEEEE! <Runs down the hall>
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07-11-2005, 05:41 PM
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Some Guy
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Up your ass.
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Your reply gave me and idea for one:
7: Whenever you hear the T.V. say "floods" are coming instead of getting all the valueables and going to higher ground you board up your house like a n00b. 8: Whenever you punch someone in the back and they don't die you yell, "YOU F CKING LAGGING BITCH! STOP CHEATING MOTHER FCKER!"9: You ALWAYS pull up your legs when you jump. 10: You don't use elevators because, "They are too noisy and could give away my position... plus someone could be camping." 11: Whenever a place has the words "Ivory" and "Tower" in the name you instantly think the place sucks. 12: After playing a round of a sport you yell, "G G everybody, G G." 13: UNL355 0F C0UR53 Y0U 0WN3D 7H3M. 7H3N Y0U Y3LL, "1 P4WN3D Y0U N00BS! C0MPL37E 0WN4G3!"
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So we agree to the terms?... Yeah. Okay... we'll send over the prisoner once your part of the deal is up... Get on with it Grif... I would just like to admit... that I suck... And?... And that I'm a girl... What else? And I like ribbons in my hair... and I want to kiss all the boys... This might be the greatest surrender of all time. So let go Mmm, jump in Oh well whatcha waiting for It's alright 'Cuz there's beauty In the breakdown |
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07-11-2005, 08:49 PM
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accidental genius
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Boston, MA
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"Shut up or I'll no scope your ass."
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