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Old 06-09-2018, 09:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Actually, my ex and her asshole new husband live out in 'the country,' [i.e. outside of city limits], so they have to burn their trash. Chase tells me that his mom and her asshole husband threaten to burn his Pokemon cards whenever he misbehaves.
Buy him one of those binders, with baseball card size sheet protectors. Not only is it a neat way to organize his card, but if they ever decide to burn your son's Pokeman cards with a thick binder like that the toxic fumes from the plastic burning will cause smoke inhalation. Problem solved, no more "asshole new husband."
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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Old 06-09-2018, 09:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Buy him one of those binders, with baseball card size sheet protectors. Not only is it a neat way to organize his card, but if they ever decide to burn your son's Pokeman cards with a thick binder like that the toxic fumes from the plastic burning will cause smoke inhalation. Problem solved, no more "asshole new husband."
He already has one of those binders, and it's hella full. My ex-wife has been with this dude for nearly 6 years and he and I haven't spoken more than 2 words to one another. It's like she's scared that I'll tell him how shitty she is, so she's keeping him away from me.
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Buy him one of those binders, with baseball card size sheet protectors. Not only is it a neat way to organize his card, but if they ever decide to burn your son's Pokeman cards with a thick binder like that the toxic fumes from the plastic burning will cause smoke inhalation. Problem solved, no more "asshole new husband."
Nea's got a dark side.
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Nea's got a dark side.
Wo now. His X's "asshole husband" is trying to psychologically scar his son with Project MKUltra behavior tactics and I am the one with the Dark Side? Excuse me, mister. I don't think so.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
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Wo now. His X's "asshole husband" is trying to psychologically scar his son with Project MKUltra behavior tactics and I am the one with the Dark Side? Excuse me, mister. I don't think so.
Haha. If I uttered the words "MK Ultra" I'd get the tin foil hat treatment. Teach me, Obi Wan!
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