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Derek Part 2
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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437
Reasons Derek is a dick no.384-Not long after he moved in he went to town and gave some random guys he'd met £70, that's aprox $111, to get him some cocaine. Guess what happened? ha ha ha
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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437
I hate that kinda aggressive post over nothing. Anyone'd think what I post on here actually mattered. It doesn't except for some reason to you it does. Sad. and your the one who sounds pscyhotic. At least the person I'm pissed with isn't just some words on a screen. He has pinned me up against a wall and threatened me. Plus there's a lot more to what's gone on with Derek than I've told anyone about on here. I posted the full story on here last night but then changed my mind and edited the post.
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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437
-Actually I dont' suppose I can deny I'm in a lather about Derek. He's a total bastard who's actuall threatened me also as i said there's more gone on I've not talked about. If you knew more about what he'd done you might get off of your trolling trip and appreciate just what a complete **** he is and give me a bit of ****in' support or at least get off my case.
-Saying i post "about every single thing that happened to you that day" is obviously just a caricature isn't it? In fact apart from when something a bit different happens I hardly post anything on here. That's what pisses me off about you saying that and I've had this elsewhere online.
W/e anyway. It's the net and you're being a bit of a troll. We all are at times. Life goes on.
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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437
I'm at my folks dog sitting today. As I left the house D**** was walking down the drive. here's the convo
D****-"Alright lad?"
Lad-"**** offf you total ****in' ****"
D*****"Do me a favour. Don't let any of them prostitutes I brought back a few months ago in the house"
Lad-"That's your ****in' problem you total ****in' ****"
D**** "I'm gonna beat you up!"
Lad-"Your aftershave has gone off"
D****"It's not my aftershave...I just smell like a used condom"
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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437
I succumed to temptaion and got an iphone 4 today. It's only costing me £4 extra per month but it's a 2 yrs. contract which from what I've read on line they could actually put up plus despite being told the cost per month they've told me I'm paying inc. V.A.T I'll not believe it until I actually see it. My main worries are a-that I'll lose it or it'll get damaged or stolen although I'm taking steps to get insurance and b-that my benefits will be stopped* and I'll have to use some of my £800 savings to pay for it which if I've gone and lost or broke it or had it stole will be a total annoyance the blame for which I'll pin squarely on 3 for offering such tempting deals! A/w there's all kinds of little scenarios that could play out before the end of the contract inc. that I won't be paying more than I expect and it won't get lost, broke or stolen and I'll have hours and hours and hours of satisfaction and pleasure out of it in a myriad no. of ways!! There can't have been many consumer products that have made so many people as happy as the iphone has but it's the apps that have made it the phenomeon that it is.
*If my health improves this won't be a problem 'cause as soon as my health improves sufficently for me to be able to hold down a job I'll get one even if it's licking peoples toilets clean...well so long as it's not ****in' Dereks.
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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437
WTF! Someone in our house, I'm presuming Derek, has been wedging something under the slide-up window in the bathroom every weekend to stop it sliding back down, I'm guessing to let some air in, usually they use an empty shampoo bottle or something...today they've used the ****in' bogbrush! The same bogbrush we use to...It's just stuck their on the ****in' window ledge where all the air is coming in blowing germs from **** all over the ****in' bathroom! FFS!! Luckily there's another toilet. Also someone spewed up all over the landing carpet last night and although we know who's done it he's denying it was him. Derek told me who it was this morning when he knocked on my door to offer me a old coat he had. Like I'd ****in' wear one of his old coats!!
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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437
While I was in the wating room at the dentist today a guy walked out with a drill...a workmens drill! I said to the dentist and her assistant when I went in I was glad he'd gone!
I think Derke has fallen out with that young guy who he said 'was like a son to him' the night he threatned me when I was in his room and made a joke that that young guy took seriously. I heard them arguing the other night with Derek giving it the 'I'll show you what I'm about you disrespectful little bastard'. I heard Derek and the guy upstairs talking about it on the landing outside my room earllier and he migh have even scared him into moving out 'cause I thought I heard them talking about someone moving out. One day Derek is going to threaten the wrong guy and get knocked the **** out!
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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437
So last night the guy upstairs was blasting his music out and unlike when I woke him up walking along floorboards or another remnants girlfriend woke him up making a noise Derek didn't come out and start threatening violence. Eventually I had enough and went to get him to turn it down. A loud argument ensued during which Derek came to his door and shouted at me, with threats of violence, blaming me for waking him up (he'd obviously been awake the whole time but too much of a coward to go and sort it out with the 6ft guy upstairs)telling me to shut up and let the guy upstairs have his birthday party!!!!! Then he said he'd have words with me in the morning. The guy upstairs turned his music down. This morning Derek said he was going to smash the guy upstairs and tried to say he thought I'd been the cause of the noise which is why he sided with the guy upstairs. Then he said I should have woke him up to go and sort it out and that he hadn't heard the music blaring out. Which is why he didn't go and sort it out...not because it was a 6ft guy keeping him awake. He's pure class is our Derek.
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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437
You idiots do realise Derek has turned into a pathetic grovelling creep. I've won. He has backed down. He is vanquished.
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Derek has moved out. He's been vanquished. I am the victor!
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Ive been getting that **** off Derek and the guy upstairs, both with a considerable size advantage over me. Some people need to get taught how to be civilised...knuckle dragging idiots.
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Originally Posted by Flyingpig437
He's too thick to work out how to buy any though isn't he? He just goes up to guys who look dodgy enough to know where to buy it then trusts them with the money to go and get it. Ha ha ha
And so our hero claims victory over his hated foe. Tragically, Flyingpig would disappear from the forum shortly after, and he hasn't been seen since. We miss you, gurl.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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^^^
Legendary post.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
Originally Posted by Flyingpig437 View Post
Can tell winter's on it's way now. I've got my window open still but it's starting to be noticable that it's getting colder. I'm glad I'm not in that other room with the 2 drafty windows directly across the room from each other with the bed directly in between them anymore. I wonder who is? Oh yes! It's Derek! There's no way that he'll last the winter in that room. Watch this space!! When he goes not only will i have the satisfaction of getting rid of the **** but I'll have the added satisfaction that it was my craftyness in swapping rooms that finally got rid of him. He actually asked me if a draft blew through from those windows in winter and I bull****ted him. At the time were talking about him moving into the 'bigger room' or as I secretly called it the 'colder room'. ha ha ha I wonder why he wanted to move. It was either 'cause of the noise from upstairs flat which isn't noisy but he's a very light sleeper so it might have affected him or the freezer buzzing all day and all night long. A problem I solved by not actually using it. I think it was that 'cause he asked me about it not long after we'd swapped rooms. Also the tap drips in there too!
I always remembered this post with great fondness, I forgot just how cunning FP could be
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Originally Posted by eraser.time206
If you can't deal with the fact that there are 6+ billion people in the world and none of them think exactly the same that's not my problem. Just deal with it yourself or make actual conversation. This isn't a court and I'm not some poet or prophet that needs everything I say to be analytically critiqued.
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