if you were god

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 12-05-2014, 03:28 AM

i feel like if it exists god got a lot of things right but there are a few things i would change myself.

my main idea is that instead of sending people to hell and all that i would just punish and reward people who live on earth. if a man sinned i would shrink his dick a little bit. if a woman sinned i'd make her a little bit fatter. so basically in my universe people would either stop sinning or it'd be a world full of small dicked men and fat women.

what would you do differently if you were god?

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~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	if you were god i feel like if it exists god got a lot of things right but there are a few things i would change myself. my main idea is that instead of sending people to hell and all that i would just punish and reward people who live on earth. if a man sinned i would shrink his dick a little bit. if a woman sinned i'd make her a little bit fatter. so basically in my universe people would either stop sinning or it'd be a world full of small dicked men and fat women. what would you do differently if you were god?