Your Favorite Swear Words
 

let's talk about your favorite fucking swear words you stupid dick sucking cunts. If you get easily offended by the use of bitchin' swear words, you can eat shit.

I like swear words when they aren't directed at me. I find the original post very offensive.

Fck Ths Thngs.

Until you change your user name to K, you're forbidden to speak like that.

So, I'm curious. How does one make a distinction between swear words and regular words? If we gonna have a thread about it, we might as well attempt to define them.

Anything to promote discussion and debate so we can use them against each other seems like the proper thing to do.

I just made the thread to talk about the words that are already considered to be swear words in the English language.

Category:English swear words - Wiktionary

However, I do think there are other regular words that can be used as swear words. I don't know what those are, but I know there are some.

Not enough variations of jesus christ. BS list if you ask me. Doesn't even have douchebag or pussy. :(

Thundercunts.
Cuntsoup.
Bastard.
Bell end (if you consider it a swear).
Knobhead (as above).
Bollocks.
Arse.

Piss is a swear by the way and should be on that list. If I said that as a child the belt and slippers would come out.

Fuckface
Dickbutt
Motherfucker
Fuckity
Fuckering
Fuck
Fuckeroo
Cuntface
Shitfuck

All hail George.

Any profanity that isn't racist.

Cuuntfucker
Cock gobbler
Jizzcock
Piss Kidney

****nut
**** ass nigga
Bitch ass ****
Dicksucker
**** licker
**** nugget
Asshat
Ass chomper


No idea how to uncensored these

I don't really have a favorite as I'm quite apt to glitter the majority of my speech with foul language (in the right company) but I've been known to use the following terms several times a day:

Shit
God damn it/god fucking damn it
Son of a bitch
Fuck's sake/fuckin' aye/fuck it/fuck you/go fuck yourself/fuck this shit/fuck/fuuuuuuuuuuck
Jesus fucking Christ
What a cunt/fucking cunt
Holy shit/what a shithead/bunch of shit/piece of shit

As I mentioned yesterday in another thread, our team (the women FAR outnumber the men, keep that in mind) was lectured for "having the mouths of sailors" and told that we're not allowed to swear anywhere on the property. It was mostly the ladies that were laughing, because we know we're some foul-mouthed bitches. :laughing:

One I probably use most frequently is also politically incorrect.

Vintage Curse Words

Gutfoundered
Hog Grubber
Goose
Chitty-Faced
Snore
Lick-spittle
Twiddle-Diddles

Piss the fuck off

ass, balls, cocksucker, ****, ****, mother****er, piss, ****, tits

:laughing:

i liked twiddle diddles.
gonna try to work that one in to my vocabulary.

Stroppy munter!