if you were god

Trollheart · 12-05-2014, 05:30 AM

But seriously: I would write it into ALL religious texts, in no way that could be taken ambiguously or misinterpreted that anyone who used my name as an excuse to kill or hurt others would never get into Heaven. No way. No chance. Don't even think about it. That'd stop all these ****ing religious wars.

Oh, and I would also say Mohammed's image can be shown everywhere:t-shirts, drawings, internet: don't even think about punishing people for using his image! He likes exposure!

Finally, at the beginning of the Bible I would have this preface:

"To my darling Candy. All characters who appear here are fictitious, and any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental."

12-05-2014, 05:30 AM	#8 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	But seriously: I would write it into ALL religious texts, in no way that could be taken ambiguously or misinterpreted that anyone who used my name as an excuse to kill or hurt others would never get into Heaven. No way. No chance. Don't even think about it. That'd stop all these ***ing religious wars. Oh, and I would also say Mohammed's image can be shown everywhere:t-shirts, drawings, internet: don't even think about punishing people for using his image! He likes exposure! Finally, at the beginning of the Bible I would have this preface: "To my darling Candy. All characters who appear here are fictitious, and any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental."* __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018