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Old 12-06-2014, 12:59 AM   #81 (permalink)
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now how is banging yourself gonna make you any less lonely?
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Old 12-06-2014, 01:00 AM   #82 (permalink)
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that would **** up sex for me tbh. i guess you can consider me old fashioned in that regard.
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Old 12-06-2014, 01:01 AM   #83 (permalink)
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now how is banging yourself gonna make you any less lonely?
This sounds like rational thinking.

Nope.
Don't want.
Goodbye.

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Old 12-06-2014, 01:07 AM   #84 (permalink)
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But he committed suicide because of it?
You're assuming he committed suicide just because of the picture. He was still in Starvation, Africa. Feels bad, man.

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maybe i'm missing something... why isn't the photo sad anymore?
Cause it was apparently staged. A starving girl is certainly sad, but when she's being used disingenuously for emotional manipulation, it kind of kills the mood.

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But just think about it.

If we were all hermaphrodites we could just bang each other like all day long. It would be fantastic. And if you're lonely but unambitious you could bang yourself and have the same experience more or less. I think it's a great idea. This whole sad-sack stuff is serious business but so is this whole everyone-being-a-hermaphrodite-and-having-orgies.
How could I bang myself? How would I get my hard dick to bend 360 degrees into my snatch?
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Old 12-06-2014, 01:10 AM   #85 (permalink)
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But just think about it.

If we were all hermaphrodites we could just bang each other like all day long. It would be fantastic.
You know we can already do that without being hermaphrodites right? It's just very few people want to. You cray cray.
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Old 12-06-2014, 03:01 AM   #86 (permalink)
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I looked that up on the photographer's Wikipedia page, and saw that one of his fellow photogs had a different account of the story...



Does it makes me a bad person that I enjoy ruining another person's cherished sad fest?
Don't know about you guys, but I never thought the vulture was going to eat the kid right after it died or something. Always thought the sad and horrible part was the malnourished kid lying on the ground, the vulture was more like a symbolic thing.
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Old 12-06-2014, 04:09 AM   #87 (permalink)
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Cause it was apparently staged. A starving girl is certainly sad, but when she's being used disingenuously for emotional manipulation, it kind of kills the mood.
hm... somehow seems even worse to me lol
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Old 12-06-2014, 05:55 AM   #88 (permalink)
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I'd smite every last one of you fuckers.
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Old 12-06-2014, 08:39 AM   #89 (permalink)
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Always thought the sad and horrible part was the malnourished kid lying on the ground, the vulture was more like a symbolic thing.
Ya, I was being sarcastic towards The Bat in my last post.
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Old 12-06-2014, 10:26 AM   #90 (permalink)
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Ya, I was being sarcastic towards The Bat in my last post.
I actually got that, although having lived for over 20 years in Germany has almost erradicated any of my understanding of how humour works.
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