if you were god

The Batlord · 12-05-2014, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Briks

I don't want to be God. Being God would make me exempt from just about all social stuff for all eternity, at least in the sense I'm used to, and I kind of enjoy having friends. Alright, I could probably go down to Earth Jesus-style and get some friends, but it'd be hella weird.

But, dude, you'd get to be in Scarlett Johansson's vagina all the time.

grindy · 12-05-2014, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

It's just a term people use for mushrooms plus an maoi, since psilocin and DMT are very similar pharmacologically...

...the maoi acts on the psilocin in mushrooms kinda like it would with DMT in ayahuasca.

Been reading up on it just now. It does sound like a scary, or at least gnarly, combination.

**Frownland** · 12-05-2014, 04:00 PM

Just because you're god doesn't mean you have to do anything.

Zhanteimi · 12-05-2014, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

If I were God I'd bring back Firefly.

The only sensible thing said so far. You people are fucked up in the head.

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

Nowhere near being God of course, but in my opinion, a psychedelic experience like that might be as close as humans could get without dying. At least of the things I've personally experienced, I've heard and read some weird stuff that's happened to people.

OK. And this is precisely why most people shouldn't take psychedelics.

The Batlord · 12-05-2014, 05:08 PM

Oh, and nothing against The Avengers, but I'd pull Joss Whedon off that, and put him on Spider-Man. How can anyone but him be allowed to direct the next Spider-Man movie?

Black Francis · 12-05-2014, 05:12 PM

If i were god i would make every women with a nice badonkadonk and every guy look like Zac efron.

i would not condemn homosexuality or even bestiality but would draw the line on pedophillia and that ofc means no more catholic church or any other religion except the Cult of Ray. that's the only one i'll allow.

GuD · 12-05-2014, 06:22 PM

As a human, I think part of what makes being alive so amazing (and of course dreadful, at times) is the insane amount of variety among us. I feel like it would kind of dilute the experience to step in and remove or add anything even if doing so would hypothetically make the world a 'better place'. Conflict and struggle, despite the drawbacks, makes life worthwhile and interesting. It gives use a reason to engage each other. The alternative is a planet full of Canadians. On the flip side, it would be interesting to see would life would be like if everyone got along and didn't hate each other for stupid reasons.

The one thing I would consider changing is human gender. I'd make everyone hermaphrodites. I feel like that would be a lot of fun.

**Frownland** · 12-05-2014, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

The one thing I would consider changing is human gender. I'd make everyone hermaphrodites. I feel like that would be a lot of fun.

Society would never exist if everyone could just sit up in a tree and **** themselves all day.

The Batlord · 12-05-2014, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

The one thing I would consider changing is human gender. I'd make everyone hermaphrodites. I feel like that would be a lot of fun.

Dude, make me one of the double-dick kind. I wanna DP some bitch all by myself while her balls make slapping sounds against my thighs.

Chula Vista · 12-05-2014, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

Conflict and struggle, despite the drawbacks, makes life worthwhile and interesting.

Gotta disagree vehemently on this one dude. Way too many innocents get caught up and suffer for this sh*t.

12-05-2014, 04:00 PM	#33 (permalink)
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Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	If i were god i would make every women with a nice badonkadonk and every guy look like Zac efron. i would not condemn homosexuality or even bestiality but would draw the line on pedophillia and that ofc means no more catholic church or any other religion except the Cult of Ray. that's the only one i'll allow. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

12-05-2014, 06:22 PM	#37 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	As a human, I think part of what makes being alive so amazing (and of course dreadful, at times) is the insane amount of variety among us. I feel like it would kind of dilute the experience to step in and remove or add anything even if doing so would hypothetically make the world a 'better place'. Conflict and struggle, despite the drawbacks, makes life worthwhile and interesting. It gives use a reason to engage each other. The alternative is a planet full of Canadians. On the flip side, it would be interesting to see would life would be like if everyone got along and didn't hate each other for stupid reasons. The one thing I would consider changing is human gender. I'd make everyone hermaphrodites. I feel like that would be a lot of fun. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc