I think I see what you did there.

I'm a recovering asshole.

Ouch. If you don't mind me asking, what happened?

Like others have mentioned, I've got anxiety and depression; both run in the family.

• Visual snow (it's alright at daytime, but it messes with my nightvision)
• I received treatment for a generalized anxiety disorder back in fifth grade. Still have some social or health-related anxiety (I had a short panic attack yesterday, thought I was having a heart attack), but it's not severe.
• I was treated for OCD last year. It's mostly gone now.
• I'm a bit lazy.

Sucks, dude. If you don't mind, I'll second Pet_Sounds question, what happened?

* BPH
* Advancing Rheumatoid athritis
* My dads got severe dementia so that's probably lurking
* High blood pressure and cholesterol

It's no big deal, actually - I have tibial hemimelia, which basically means I'm missing a bunch of my right tibia. So when I was born, I had a foot but no ankle and, had my foot not been amputated when I was four months old, I wouldn't be able to walk.

I'm going to add a really low immune system I get sick way too much.

Not to be a dick but, don't we already have a thread like this? Maybe I''m remembering wrong.

-poor memory
-alternate between being a self loathing, pessimistic, anxious, misanthropic, angry and depressed total ****ing bummer and excessively carefree, aloof, doofus.
-gender dysphoria...
-alcohol abuse
-prone to self harm, physically and mentally, if I can't keep the above in check
-frustratingly reclusive
-alternate between feeling like I can trust everyone around me and I'm a total dick for thinking otherwise and feeling like everyone's out to get me or will abandon/betray me in some way.

I'm a bit of a basket case...

I have a cracked spine. It's been cracked for years now, and the orthopedic surgeon, immediately upon looking at my x-ray and MRI asked if I wanted prescription painkillers, as obviously it must hurt horribly. I just blinked and said no. I'd already delivered two babies with that cracked spine (and no painkiller during delivery either). There's not much to be done about it. Some rehab exercises, which have limited results, or surgery, which will fix the problem at the cost of mobility loss and, well, being major surgery. So, yeah, no.