Christmas

Mindy · 11-16-2020, 09:26 AM

Bought a couple of gifts, but what are some ideas yall think I should do for gifts?

I am not going to Iowa for Thanksgiving or Christmas

because of the virus

I know you smarties here have ideas...

Plankton · 11-16-2020, 09:34 AM

Masks & hand sanitizer with red bows ties to them.

The Batlord · 11-16-2020, 10:46 AM

Get yout mother a butt plug, tell her it's a paper weight, and then watch her face to see if she clearly knows what it is.

Mindy · 11-16-2020, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Masks & hand sanitizer with red bows ties to them.

Idk about hand sanitizer but maybe a Chicago Bears facemask, thanks...

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Get yout mother a butt plug, tell her it's a paper weight, and then watch her face to see if she clearly knows what it is.

~~Dude111~~ · 11-16-2020, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuthbert

Basically what are your plans?

Eh what we do every year. My sister ciomes over with er husband and baby and we have turkey dinner around 1...

To be honest Christmas doesnt mean anything to me anymore,ITS UGLY AND BLAND AND NOT WHAT I REMEMBER so I dont want nothing to do with it.......

I cant stand the ugly decorations,crappy lights,etc............

Trollheart · 12-19-2020, 11:39 AM

Happy, Merry or Meh Christmas, Happy Holidays or Stick Christmas Up Your Hole to everyone here, including but not limited to
Plankton
Anteater
Batty
OH
Marie
Lucem
Cuthbert
Janszoon
Frownland
WWWP
JWB
Elph
Driveyourcardowntothesea
Ribbons
Exo
Adidass
Ando Here
Neapolitan
Ki, Kiii, or Key
Debaserr
Lisnaholic
Qwerty
Rostasi
Mindfulness
Innerspaceboy
Psy-Fi
Tristan
Norg
And anyone else I missed out.

If your name isn't here it's because I hate you.

Have a good one, a safe one, and a socially distanced, responsible one!
Good to be back in the asylum after walking for so long among normal people...

fire · 12-19-2020, 02:58 PM

Happy holidays for everyone.
I celebrated Hanukkah.

Mindy · 12-19-2020, 03:05 PM

Merry Christmas Trollheart!

Paul Smeenus · 12-19-2020, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

And anyone else I missed out.

goldendoodle · 12-19-2020, 07:59 PM

Just reminding everyone that this movie exists:

it's about a lady who hits her head and dies and goes to heaven, where Shirley MacLaine greets her (while wearing a white poncho) and is like "It's fine, I'm a Christmas Angel. You have to go back to earth and serve as a temporary Christmas Angel now so that you can make this single dad (Will from Will & Grace) happy. Here is your white poncho" and they discuss it while they walk on the beach like two ladies in an overactive bladder medication commercial. Aside from that it's basically the same as every other Hallmark movie. I was telling Marie about it in the discord recently.

Those Netflix off-brand hallmark christmas movies will never be able to quite match the level of insanity of the original hallmark ones. (Though one could argue that both exist within the same dark cinematic universe, the same one The Christmas Prince trilogy exists in, as that one girl on youtube who everyone links me to talks about. edit: but the Hallmark portion of that universe is far darker. In the netflix movies, there is too much light/lifeforce in the eyes of the actors. Whereas in the Hallmark christmas movies of the past several years or so, they are all dead behind the eyes. There is absolutely nothing there. The love interest will be in some scene where he's playing a guitar in the christmas cafe, smiling widely and laughing and his eyes will just look like two abysses of despair)

11-16-2020, 09:26 AM	#191 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,013	Bought a couple of gifts, but what are some ideas yall think I should do for gifts? I am not going to Iowa for Thanksgiving or Christmas because of the virus I know you smarties here have ideas... __________________ https://www.instagram.com/shhons_meme_agency

11-16-2020, 09:34 AM	#192 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Masks & hand sanitizer with red bows ties to them. __________________ See location...

12-19-2020, 11:39 AM	#196 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Happy, Merry or Meh Christmas, Happy Holidays or Stick Christmas Up Your Hole to everyone here, including but not limited to Plankton Anteater Batty OH Marie Lucem Cuthbert Janszoon Frownland WWWP JWB Elph Driveyourcardowntothesea Ribbons Exo Adidass Ando Here Neapolitan Ki, Kiii, or Key Debaserr Lisnaholic Qwerty Rostasi Mindfulness Innerspaceboy Psy-Fi Tristan Norg And anyone else I missed out. If your name isn't here it's because I hate you. Have a good one, a safe one, and a socially distanced, responsible one! Good to be back in the asylum after walking for so long among normal people... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

12-19-2020, 02:58 PM	#197 (permalink)
fire Music Addict Join Date: Jul 2019 Location: Israel Posts: 186	Happy holidays for everyone. I celebrated Hanukkah. __________________ Last.fm

12-19-2020, 03:05 PM	#198 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,013	Merry Christmas Trollheart! __________________ https://www.instagram.com/shhons_meme_agency

12-19-2020, 07:59 PM	#200 (permalink)
goldendoodle god's favorite clown Join Date: Oct 2019 Posts: 139	Just reminding everyone that this movie exists: it's about a lady who hits her head and dies and goes to heaven, where Shirley MacLaine greets her (while wearing a white poncho) and is like "It's fine, I'm a Christmas Angel. You have to go back to earth and serve as a temporary Christmas Angel now so that you can make this single dad (Will from Will & Grace) happy. Here is your white poncho" and they discuss it while they walk on the beach like two ladies in an overactive bladder medication commercial. Aside from that it's basically the same as every other Hallmark movie. I was telling Marie about it in the discord recently. Those Netflix off-brand hallmark christmas movies will never be able to quite match the level of insanity of the original hallmark ones. (Though one could argue that both exist within the same dark cinematic universe, the same one The Christmas Prince trilogy exists in, as that one girl on youtube who everyone links me to talks about. edit: but the Hallmark portion of that universe is far darker. In the netflix movies, there is too much light/lifeforce in the eyes of the actors. Whereas in the Hallmark christmas movies of the past several years or so, they are all dead behind the eyes. There is absolutely nothing there. The love interest will be in some scene where he's playing a guitar in the christmas cafe, smiling widely and laughing and his eyes will just look like two abysses of despair) __________________ formerly Chiomara Last edited by goldendoodle; 12-19-2020 at 08:11 PM.