Chula Vista

Seeing as I'm quite a bit older than the vast majority of the members here I'm going to offer up my deep well of life experience to those who wish to ask advice or seek life guidance.

Queries should start with "Dear Chula", and for the sake of anonymity, please refrain from using your real username, and instead, sign off with a nom de plume.



[disclamier]: I'm a dude. And although I've never actually owned a vagina, I've spent sufficient time in the company of one to be more than adequately qualified to pass along pearls of wisdom to the better half of the forum membership.

Fire away!

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”