Chula Vista

Seeing as I'm quite a bit older than the vast majority of the members here I'm going to offer up my deep well of life experience to those who wish to ask advice or seek life guidance.

Queries should start with "Dear Chula", and for the sake of anonymity, please refrain from using your real username, and instead, sign off with a nom de plume.



[disclamier]: I'm a dude. And although I've never actually owned a vagina, I've spent sufficient time in the company of one to be more than adequately qualified to pass along pearls of wisdom to the better half of the forum membership.

Fire away!

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Neapolitan

Dear Papi Chula,

Should I retro fit Gibson pickups into an Epiphone Les Paul guitar? Is it worth the time and effort?

Seamus O'Shaughnessy-McGillicuddy

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Chula Vista

Dear Seamus O'Shaughnessy-McGillicuddy,

Which Gibby pups? Not a fan of their pickups for the most part. This is an excellent replacement pup for an LP style guitar.

PAF® 36th Anniversary Bridge | DiMarzio

All the best,

Chula

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Pet_Sounds

Dear Chula,

How does not signing my forum username help me achieve anonymity?

Regards,
The Batlord

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Everybody's dying just to get the disease

Chula Vista

Dear The....

Dear The Bat.....

Dear The Batlor......

I can't do it.

Dear Troublemaker,

Just get in the damn spirit of things, ok?

Sim Sala Bim,

Chula

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Pet_Sounds

Dear Chula,

I had a tooth which was constantly hurting me. However, after I pulled it out a minute ago, it hurt even more. Why is this.

Regards,
J. Smith

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Everybody's dying just to get the disease

Thelonious Monkey

Dear Chula

Are you scared of Batlord?
Do you feel intimidated by him?
Have you had an unfortunate experience with a bat?

The Batlord

Chula Vista

Dear J. Smith,

Next time don't use an ice skate.

Dumbass.

Cordially,

Chula

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Chula Vista

Dear Space Monkey,




***crickets***

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Neapolitan

Gibson '57 Classic Plus Pickup Gold. I bought them sorta at a reduced price, and I think they are both bridge p-ups or recommend for bridge p-ups.

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