Dear Nick,

http://images.kalahari.net/img/2006/...437_0_Img2.jpg

PS: Do yourself a favor and order 3 copies.

Been a long day,

Chula

Dear chula

Is theyare a way to get gooder grammars with out reading?

Sinsurley, The Dude

Quota for the day exceeded.

Dear Chula
Is they've a way that I can go over my daily quota n' still get my answers questioned?

Sincitycirley, John Cage's pet tiger, Keanu Nicholas Reeves, who often makes appearances in his works in the form of growling, hissing and general unpleasantness (at least, that sort of thing is unpleasant in pieces of music which ought to be silent), the one who often makes grammatical mistakes by virtue of the fact that he is a tiger and not John Cage (who's grammar is generally good), the one who thinks that maybe this is dadaist, but isn't entirely sure, although he is sure that it is a run on sentence, the one who made an appearance in the popular experimental film "To See With One's Own Eyes", after his death.

Dear Chula,

I have a cankersore the size of a dime on the inside of my lip. It's been there a week now and I'm worried because the last time I went to a dentist they said I probably have a cavity near where the sore is. But I don't have dental insurance. What should I do?

Dear Dude,

Gargle a ****load with warm salted water. It'll hurt but it will slowly kill the bacteria.

Signed,

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman

Dear Chula,

What is good in life?

Sincerely,
Suzy Creamcheese

Dear Chula,

You know how people claim to see Elvis? Well I'm pretty sure I saw John Bonham buying spam at Walmart. I may or may not have been on acid at the time, but I still think it was him.

Sincerely,
George Noory

Dear Suzy,

Bolognese sauce. Hawaiian weed. A cranked 50 watt tube amp. Uninhibited sex in the middle of the day - on the living room floor with the windows open. A crisp spring morning. Fresh out of the oven warm chocolate chip cookies with a cold glass of milk. Puppies.

Ahhhhh,

Chula



Dear George,

Listen to this 10 times and then get back to me.



Pat's Delight,

Chula

Dear Kjula,

I'm giving a Led Zeppelin (Houses of the Holy) mug as a Christmas gift for a friend. On a scale from 1 to 666, how great of a gift is that?

Best regards and have a nice weekend,
Satan

XOXO