Dear Castro,

ENOUGH WITH THE FLATULENCE!!

Face red from yelling,

Chula

Dear Chula
I'm writing this in math class. Do you think that my math teacher will be pissed?

Regards,
Didn't Sign His F*cking Name A$$hat

Dear Chula,

What does it mean if a girl cries after sex?

Sincerely,

Betty Crocker

Dear DSHFN,

Only if you get caught.

Math Challenged,

Chula



Dear Betty,

Either it was a pity f*ck or your penis is enormous.

Possible Penis Envy,

Chula

Dear Chula
I caught my son masturbation to thomas pynchon novels.

Is this normal? Does every boy go through a postmodern phase?


Regards, A Concerned Mother

Dear DeadChannel,

Excuse yourself from math class and find your English teacher, stat.

Chula

Chula,

Some advice you gave previously landed me in jail. How the hell do I get out?

El Che

Dear Chula,

I wanted to go see The Interview but apparently North Koreans (all five of them) will kill me if I do. What ****ty movie should I watch instead?

Sincerely,
Comic Book Guy

Dear El Chi,

http://billmuehlenberg.com/res/uploa...-free-card.jpg

Coops to be flown,

Chula



Dear CBG,

Annie should be right up your alley. Don't let the sh*tty reviews distract you. I swear it's right up your alley.

Snickering,

Chula

Dear Chula
Is they're a way that I can get better at grammer? Is their a pill that I could take, cuz thatd be great.

Cinsirley, Nicholas Cage