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12-13-2014, 09:24 AM
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Dear Chula,
I read the work manual and it said I can't fart in front of staff and clients. With having IBS how will I prevent this? Sincerely, Vanilla the farting gun.
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12-13-2014, 10:40 AM
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Dear VTFG,
Request a desk as close to the bathroom as possible. Also, wear three pair of undies to improve the filtering and sound isolation. 100% cotton of course. Happy to be a hemisphere away, Chula
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12-15-2014, 10:25 AM
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12-18-2014, 08:47 AM
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Ask me how!
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Dear Chula,
I don't fancy Led Zeppelin and Aerosmith much, but everyone else really seems to love them. If I wanted to get to know them both a little better, which albums/songs should I start with? Sincerely, Suzy Creamcheese |
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12-18-2014, 10:34 AM
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Dear Suzy,
With Aerosmith it's easy. Pick up Rocks. Amazon.com: Aerosmith: Rocks: Music With Zeppelin it's harder since the band evolved a lot with each album. I guess Mothership would be the best way to go. Amazon.com: Led Zeppelin: Mothership 2CD/1DVD: Music Oh, by the way, what the f*ck is wrong with you not liking these two classics?? Seriously perplexed, Chula
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” Last edited by Chula Vista; 12-18-2014 at 10:39 AM. |
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12-18-2014, 10:39 AM
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First we had "the six degrees of Kevin Bacon". Now we have "the stinky breeze of Nick Cage". Yes, it's music to your ears at least. Enough with the flatulence, Chula
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12-18-2014, 10:43 AM
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Dear Stinky Digit,
 Shouldn't try at home, Chula
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