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Old 02-21-2015, 04:14 PM   #161 (permalink)
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Dear Cthulha,

Will voting conservative help me kiss more girls?

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Old 02-21-2015, 05:15 PM   #162 (permalink)
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Dear Chula,

A rump steak, is it just nicer name for fried ass? Or is it something entirely different altogether?


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Leah Remini
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Old 02-21-2015, 08:25 PM   #163 (permalink)
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Will voting conservative help me kiss more girls?

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Dear Barack,

Vaginal probes. Nuff said.

Sincerely,
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Dear Chula,

A rump steak, is it just nicer name for fried ass? Or is it something entirely different altogether?

Cheers,
Leah Remini
Dear Leah,

Whatever. Congrats on getting the f*ck out of there! Major kudos to you.

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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 04-06-2015, 09:56 AM   #164 (permalink)
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Dear Chula

Can I get on your lawn so I can practice telling people to get off my lawn? It'll still be yours obviously but I'll just pretend it's mine.

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Old 04-06-2015, 09:58 AM   #165 (permalink)
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Dear.... who are you again?

Stay the f*ck off of my lawn.

The man who's not joking,
Chula
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Old 04-06-2015, 10:01 AM   #166 (permalink)
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Ooh I like that. Thanks for the advice, I'll try out that technique sometime.
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Old 04-06-2015, 10:55 AM   #167 (permalink)
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Dear Chula,

I accidentally killed a man, and I have him in my closet. What do I do with the corpse?

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Old 04-06-2015, 10:58 AM   #168 (permalink)
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Buy some spices and save on groceries for a week.
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Old 04-06-2015, 10:59 AM   #169 (permalink)
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Buy some spices and save on groceries for a week.
That'd be too obvious.
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Old 04-06-2015, 11:01 AM   #170 (permalink)
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That'd be too obvious.
If you ate it in front if everyone like a dumbass. You came to the pros, don't knock our delicious advice.
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