Dear Dan,

Be a dude and you initiate a hook up. Cheating rules vary from state to state. Check with your local magistrate.

*cough*

Chula

Dear Chad,

F*ck yeah!

*sniff*

Chula

Dear Bilz,

Toss as many porn starlets off as you'd like. Just next time post follow up x-rays of the damage.

*hack*

Chula

Dear TCLNB,

Read hard core philosophy books with a dictionary close by. Also read this too.

Fox in Socks - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

*sneeze*

Chula

Dear HHCCHP,

My heart bleeds for you.....

*cough cough*

Chula

Dear Chula,

Do you regret not getting a flu shot?

Sincerely,
Andrew Wakefield

Dear Andrew,

Hadn't gotten a shot or the flu in ages. I think this was a case of me not having the chance early on to get rest and let my body take care of it. We had the coldest week here in eons and with Linda down and out I've been constantly on the go and having to go outside all the time to walk the dogs (we have 3 at the moment since we're babysitting my daughters).

About 95% back in the game,

Chula

Dear Chula,

King of the Hill or The Simpsons?

Yours truly,

Rusty Shackleford

Dear Rusty,

Funny Girl.

Don't mess with Babs,
Chula

Dear Chula,

So. I'm either infatuated with, having a crush on, or lusting after my coworker. I don't know. She seems interested. I worry though because I'm not sure if I'm into her for the right reasons. Part of me says FIDLAR, take a chance. What's the worst that could happen? The other part of me says dude, she's your coworker. If it goes bad you're gonna be in tight quarters for hours on end with someone who might end up hating your guts, is it worth it to pursue that when you could be with or hooking up with someone that poses less risk? I'm not trippin too hard but dude, I'm kinda trippin. What do I do?

Dear ________________

Tough one. What hours do you work together? Is it possible to ask her out for something really innocent like a quick bite? Then you can see how it goes from there. I met my wife at work and here we are 35 years later so it can work.

I'd say give it a go but very, very slowly. If she keeps reacting positively you can keep cranking things up. If you start catching negative vibes you just dial everything back.

Good luck either way.

Suddenly Serious,
Chula

Schedules change weekly. So far we usually end up having two of the same days together. We like a lot of the same music so I've been thinking of asking her if she wants to catch a show together or something. I'm runnin toward the FIDLAR side of things... We're both reasonable, chill people. I can't really **** it up if I keep myself in shape around booze if I end up hangin with her after hours. TBH I'm not even sure she can drink.

Oh god, more raw vegan ****?

Dear Chula,

Which can rock harder, an acoustic guitar or a grand piano?