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Old 12-22-2014, 01:07 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Dear Chula,

Are keyboard solos okay?

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Old 12-22-2014, 08:09 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Dear Chula,

Are keyboard solos okay?

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He'd better say yes.
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Old 12-22-2014, 08:14 PM   #103 (permalink)
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Dear Chula,

Some skank is impersonating me on the internet. I know it's wrong to hit a woman, but is it also wrong to drive a '68 El Camino with a trunk full of pig shit through her living room?

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Parked a block from her house


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Dear Chula,

What does it mean if a girl is very affectionate in person but never texts first to innitiate the meet up?

Also, do you have to both agree that you are dating before it becomes cheating to see someone else at the same time?

Yours faithfully,

Dan Bilzerian


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Dear Chula,

Is it okay if I throw a few more models of a roof? The last one got me so much press.

Regards,

Dan Bilzerian.
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Old 12-22-2014, 08:44 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Even though it probably isn't this threads actual purpose I'm going to use it to get real life advice. I'm definitely not mature enough to make real life decisions without someone telling me what to do...
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Old 12-22-2014, 09:09 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Even though it probably isn't this threads actual purpose I'm going to use it to get real life advice. I'm definitely not mature enough to make real life decisions without someone telling me what to do...
I am so hurt that you didn't call me. I am sotally tober and can answer the phone now.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 12-22-2014, 09:12 PM   #106 (permalink)
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I am so hurt that you didn't call me. I am sotally tober and can answer the phone now.
I usually would have called you but I'm staying with some people at the moment so I can't. Don't want them hearing all the kinky **** that I get up to.
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Old 12-22-2014, 09:16 PM   #107 (permalink)
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I usually would have called you but I'm staying with some people at the moment so I can't. Don't want them hearing all the kinky **** that I get up to.
Chile please they already know.



(Seriously tho text me I am up, obviously.)
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Old 01-01-2015, 07:23 AM   #108 (permalink)
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Dear Chula,

How can I appreciably expand my vocabulary as fast as possible?

-The cutest little Norse boy
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Old 01-01-2015, 09:51 AM   #109 (permalink)
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Sorry for not keeping up on this. Still really under the weather.

Be back soon.

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Old 01-01-2015, 12:53 PM   #110 (permalink)
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Dear Chula,

Sick. Woke up with ten gallons of thick, green phlegm stuck to my throat. Feels like I ate razor wire. How best to make my throat feel human again?

Yours truly,

*hack, hack, cough, cough, hock, ptooey!*
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