Dear Chula, [advice column]

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 12-20-2014, 11:31 PM

Dear Chula,

I want to masturbate in front of my Grandma. Do you think she will like it?

Regards,

The Batlord

Chula Vista · 12-21-2014, 09:53 AM

Dear Ennio,

Time out.

Chula

Dear Bat,

Chula

The Batlord · 12-21-2014, 02:23 PM

Dear Chula,

Some skank is impersonating me on the internet. I know it's wrong to hit a woman, but is it also wrong to drive a '68 El Camino with a trunk full of pig shit through her living room?

Sincerely,
Parked a block from her house

Chula Vista · 12-21-2014, 02:26 PM

Dear PABFHH,

Slam that bitch off side the head.

(eeek, kidding.)

Once stole an El Camino - really,

Chula

Pet_Sounds · 12-21-2014, 03:05 PM

Dear Chula,

Tell us about stealing the El Camino.

Signed,
Curious

Chula Vista · 12-21-2014, 06:07 PM

Dear Curious,

Ran away from home with another dude. Came across a running El Camino with the owner nowhere to be found - at a factory in the middle of the night. Jumped in and drove away.

Nucking futs,

Chula

The Batlord · 12-21-2014, 06:36 PM

Dear Chula,

How would you take over the world?

Sincerely,
Pinky and the Brain

Freebase Dali · 12-21-2014, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Dear Chula,

I want to masturbate in front of my Grandma. Do you think she will like it?

Regards,

The Batlord

Holy shit.

Chula Vista · 12-21-2014, 08:09 PM

Dear Pinky,

I'd f*cking nuke the entire thing. Let the roaches figure it out. We're not worthy.

F*ck me,

Chula

Tristesse · 12-22-2014, 11:32 AM

Dear Chula,

What does it mean if a girl is very affectionate in person but never texts first to innitiate the meet up?

Also, do you have to both agree that you are dating before it becomes cheating to see someone else at the same time?

Yours faithfully,

Dan Bilzerian

12-20-2014, 11:31 PM	#91 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Dear Chula, I want to masturbate in front of my Grandma. Do you think she will like it? Regards, The Batlord __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

12-21-2014, 09:53 AM	#92 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Dear Ennio, Time out. Chula Dear Bat, Chula __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

12-21-2014, 02:26 PM	#94 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Dear PABFHH, Slam that bitch off side the head. (eeek, kidding.) Once stole an El Camino - really, Chula __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

12-21-2014, 03:05 PM	#95 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	Dear Chula, Tell us about stealing the El Camino. Signed, Curious __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

12-21-2014, 06:07 PM	#96 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Dear Curious, Ran away from home with another dude. Came across a running El Camino with the owner nowhere to be found - at a factory in the middle of the night. Jumped in and drove away. Nucking futs, Chula __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

12-21-2014, 08:09 PM	#99 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Dear Pinky, I'd fcking nuke the entire thing. Let the roaches figure it out. We're not worthy. Fck me, Chula __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”