Dear Chula,

I want to masturbate in front of my Grandma. Do you think she will like it?

Regards,

The Batlord

Dear Ennio,

Time out.

Chula


Dear Bat,

:crazy:

Chula

Dear Chula,

Some skank is impersonating me on the internet. I know it's wrong to hit a woman, but is it also wrong to drive a '68 El Camino with a trunk full of pig shit through her living room?

Sincerely,
Parked a block from her house

Dear PABFHH,

Slam that bitch off side the head.

(eeek, kidding.)

Once stole an El Camino - really,

Chula

Dear Chula,

Tell us about stealing the El Camino.

Signed,
Curious

Dear Curious,

Ran away from home with another dude. Came across a running El Camino with the owner nowhere to be found - at a factory in the middle of the night. Jumped in and drove away.

Nucking futs,

Chula

Dear Chula,

How would you take over the world?

Sincerely,
Pinky and the Brain

Holy shit.

Dear Pinky,

:ar_15s::ar_15s::ar_15s::ar_15s::ar_15s::ar_15s:

I'd f*cking nuke the entire thing. Let the roaches figure it out. We're not worthy.

F*ck me,

Chula

Dear Chula,

What does it mean if a girl is very affectionate in person but never texts first to innitiate the meet up?

Also, do you have to both agree that you are dating before it becomes cheating to see someone else at the same time?

Yours faithfully,

Dan Bilzerian