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Old 09-28-2014, 10:31 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Surprise twist: Exo didn't pee in the bottles but he did masturbate on the laundry in my old apartment building.
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Old 09-28-2014, 10:36 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Plot twist: Exo lives near a Urinalysis Clinic.
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Old 09-28-2014, 10:39 PM   #33 (permalink)
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^that sorta reminds ya of Even Flow by Pearl Jam
because that song is raging piss
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Old 09-28-2014, 10:42 PM   #34 (permalink)
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because that song is raging piss
funny you say that, there is a emoji for raging piss:
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Old 09-28-2014, 10:56 PM   #35 (permalink)
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This a interesting a story.
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Old 09-28-2014, 11:24 PM   #36 (permalink)
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gotta get rid of those piss jugs

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Old 09-29-2014, 04:35 AM   #37 (permalink)
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My pee flow is way too raging to get into a water bottle.
So is mine, when I was in Antarctica we had to pee in bottles in our tents. I used my shewee and peed into a 1 litre bottle and it kept coming so hard I had to use my tent mates bottle as well!
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Old 09-29-2014, 10:45 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Surprise twist: Exo didn't pee in the bottles but he did masturbate on the laundry in my old apartment building.
Just adding more white to your whites.

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So is mine, when I was in Antarctica we had to pee in bottles in our tents. I used my shewee and peed into a 1 litre bottle and it kept coming so hard I had to use my tent mates bottle as well!
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Old 09-29-2014, 10:54 AM   #39 (permalink)
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lol srry but your story made me giggle the way you told it was very amusing, it's obvious somebody is pranking you OR shifting the blame, the question is WHO?

Btw, do you live in a small building? cause it could be another tenant there doing this and shifting the blame on you.
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Old 09-29-2014, 02:47 PM   #40 (permalink)
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A few years ago I had the binmen throwing cigarette ends, spitting, etc in my bin. When I complained, the collection people asked me for video evidence, which seemed mad as the bin is only about three feet from my front door. If I had opened the door, leapt out and shoved a camera in the miscreant's face, he obviously would not have spat, thrown his cigarette end in the bin, etc. These days, if it happend again, I could probably set up a cheap web cam over my bins and recorded them redhanded. So, all I can suggest is a webcam.
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