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Old 09-21-2014, 09:05 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Stop confusing cider with vaginas.

Also that's only because your American. Or at least I assume you are. Or you wouldn't be knocking cider.

Cider in the U.S. isn't really popular over there and is considered to be in the same league as wine coolers.

Almost every pub in the UK has it on tap. Outside of the U.S. it is considered more gender neutral.
Oh, don't get me wrong, cider is delicious, but when you think beer tastes like sh*t but you love to slug down a bunch of fruity alcoholic drinks then I'm going to question whether or not you have female reproduction organs.
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Old 09-21-2014, 09:05 PM   #42 (permalink)
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It involves men and balls.

Can't be any more specific.
[8:58:07 PM] emily: uuuuh
[8:58:23 PM] emily: maybe he said n instead of m?
[8:58:35 PM] emily: idk man

can you confirm
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Old 09-21-2014, 09:07 PM   #43 (permalink)
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hey my friend and i have been having a discussion on skype for the past 10 minutes about what you could have possibly censored there. we couldn't come up with anything. could you help us out? thanks. love ya
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Old 09-21-2014, 09:07 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Cider actually is fairly popular in the US.
What the **** are you talking about? Nobody drinks cider.
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Old 09-21-2014, 09:12 PM   #45 (permalink)
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[8:58:07 PM] emily: uuuuh
[8:58:23 PM] emily: maybe he said n instead of m?
[8:58:35 PM] emily: idk man

can you confirm
I can't. That would be boring. Here is another clue.

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Old 09-21-2014, 09:18 PM   #46 (permalink)
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justin censored the word sperm? thank you for censoring the word sperm justin. i am currently music bantering from church and it would have been a disaster had you not

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oh my god was it semen is that the word? i get it now it all makes sense. thank you for censoring semen
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Old 09-21-2014, 09:19 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I like Woodchuck on occasion. Def prefer beer to cider though.
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Old 09-21-2014, 09:19 PM   #48 (permalink)
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A PINT OF CIDER AND SOME WHISKEY
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Old 09-21-2014, 09:22 PM   #49 (permalink)
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What the **** are you talking about? Nobody drinks cider.
I mean outside of bumfuck Virginia.
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Old 09-21-2014, 09:24 PM   #50 (permalink)
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