"I'll have a Samuel Jackson."

"Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!"

"How's it taste, motherfucker?"

"Could you please stop yelling at me?"

"No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? "Juice", that was a good one! "Deep Blue Sea", they ate me! A motherfucking shark ate me! Drink up, bitch!"



Gotta love Dave Chappelle; WOCKA WOCKA!