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Old 09-14-2014, 01:52 PM   #111 (permalink)
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That's not what I was doing. Your Nazism is well grounded. I was just being pedantic as this week encourages it. Deal with it.
Your attempts to deflect your own grammatical incompetence with misleading pedantry are amusing, but I am clearly the superior Mensch.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-14-2014, 01:56 PM   #112 (permalink)
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Your attempts to deflect your own grammatical incompetence with misleading pedantry are amusing, but I am clearly the superior Mensch.
Believe what you will.
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Old 09-14-2014, 02:05 PM   #113 (permalink)
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I'm guessing it'll be a slow week around here, for fear of being branded somewhat illiterate. Here's something to help out the masses:

Grammarly | Instant Grammar Check - Plagiarism Checker - Online Proofreader

You're very welcome.
I used that to help my mom's friend with her capstone project. It's rather stupid sometimes.
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Old 09-14-2014, 02:12 PM   #114 (permalink)
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I used that to help my mom's friend with her capstone project. It's rather stupid sometimes.
And it sounds like you have to pay money to get a version that's actually useful.
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And it sounds like you have to pay money to get a version that's actually useful.
She had access through her college. I've never tried it otherwise.


Grammar Fun!

The following are all grammatically correct sentences.

These I understand:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Police police police police police police police police.
That that exists exists in that that that that exists exists in.
If it is it, it is it. If it is, it is it, it is.

These I don't:

James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.
Can can can can can can can can can can.

Can you figure them out?
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Old 09-14-2014, 02:59 PM   #116 (permalink)
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And it sounds like you have to pay money to get a version that's actually useful.
I didn't try it out first, I just loaded the page, and it seemed legitimate. I have failed miserably.

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Old 09-14-2014, 04:20 PM   #117 (permalink)
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She had access through her college. I've never tried it otherwise.


Grammar Fun!

The following are all grammatically correct sentences.

These I understand:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Police police police police police police police police.
That that exists exists in that that that that exists exists in.
If it is it, it is it. If it is, it is it, it is.

These I don't:

James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.
Can can can can can can can can can can.

Can you figure them out?
Can you please explain the buffalo and police ones? I don't get them.
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Old 09-14-2014, 04:26 PM   #118 (permalink)
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Buffalo - noun (city)
buffalo - verb (bully)
buffalo - noun (the animal)

police - verb (control/"police something")
police - noun (the cops)
police police - noun (the people who police the cops)

Those are the only two you don't get?
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Nah, I just gave up on the two last ones.
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Old 09-14-2014, 04:34 PM   #120 (permalink)
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Buffalo - noun (city)
buffalo - verb (bully)
buffalo - noun (the animal)

police - verb (control/"police something")
police - noun (the cops)
police police - noun (the people who police the cops)

Those are the only two you don't get?
I've never heard that one before. I guess it must be a New Jersey thing.
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