RoxyRollah

So guy came in last night wanting to know if I sell "little bags, you know the kind drug dealers use."
I look and he has blue raspberry rock candy in his hand. I said" let me guess you want to be Walter White".
He looked at me straight faced and said "Not Walter White Jesse Pinkman bitch!" After I busted out laughing. I returned to my stone managerial face a said, " The gas station on 17th street Bitch."

I wanted to do Constantine the other day just so I could say that" I' m Constantine, John Constantine *******. " ...

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