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Old 10-29-2014, 03:52 AM   #291 (permalink)
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I've heard it all now.Guy comes running at me yesterday says.

I want to be Jesus, Chewbacca, a wookie, or big foot.....

I don't need to say it do I ? "Jesus Christ Superfoot!"
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Old 10-29-2014, 03:59 AM   #292 (permalink)
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I've heard it all now.Guy comes running at me yesterday says.

I want to be Jesus, Chewbacca, a wookie, or big foot.....

I don't need to say it do I ? "Jesus Christ Superfoot!"
He didn't know that Chewbacca is a wookie? What are they teaching kids in school these days?
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Old 10-29-2014, 04:04 AM   #293 (permalink)
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He was like forty.

Dude when do you sleep?
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Old 10-29-2014, 04:26 AM   #294 (permalink)
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Dude when do you sleep?
I was about to be asleep until my stupid cat started scratching at my door to be let in... and then to be let out five minutes later.
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Old 10-29-2014, 05:21 AM   #295 (permalink)
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Old 10-31-2014, 04:33 PM   #296 (permalink)
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I was featured in the art gallery today.
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Old 10-31-2014, 04:34 PM   #297 (permalink)
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So are you the ninja next to the guy with the apple?
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Old 10-31-2014, 04:51 PM   #298 (permalink)
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So I worked all day like this in a mini skirt and the sweater, and I had a customer come up to me say, so " what are you like a hobo, or a hooker..?" Really dude I have ****in knives for fingers..it wasn't obvious....

"Sir you have never seen Nightmare on Elm Street? Freddy Kruger....?"
Blank stare...
"Well you are beautiful, I've got money, want to go to my truck...."
"Not in your wildest dreams darlin...." Sadly the humor of that statement was lost on him, jackass...
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Old 10-31-2014, 09:33 PM   #299 (permalink)
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I think you should just wear costumes instead of regular clothes.

The interactions with strangers are reason enough alone.
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Old 10-31-2014, 09:36 PM   #300 (permalink)
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I think you should just wear costumes instead of regular clothes.

The interactions with strangers is reason enough alone.
Word. I went to Trader Joe's today and I've never had so many older ladies hit on me before in my life.
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