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Oracle
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Closer then you think.....
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |
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#275 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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#276 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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Nice one, dad.
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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. |
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Dude... What?
Join Date: Oct 2013
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I've decided to go with a pretty lame last minute costume. the only thing I can really do this last minute and broke-
![]() Just gonna hafta wear my glasses and be Buddy Jesus. With Glasses. Sometimes I hate the fact that I hafta wear glasses.
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Wear some sunglasses and you can be Stoner Jesus. One of those Jamaican hats would be good too.
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Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Closer then you think.....
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So guy came in last night wanting to know if I sell "little bags, you know the kind drug dealers use."
I look and he has blue raspberry rock candy in his hand. I said" let me guess you want to be Walter White". He looked at me straight faced and said "Not Walter White Jesse Pinkman bitch!" After I busted out laughing. I returned to my stone managerial face a said, " The gas station on 17th street Bitch." I wanted to do Constantine the other day just so I could say that" I' m Constantine, John Constantine *******. " ... ![]()
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