Happy people are better and superior

RoxyRollah · 08-17-2014, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

no batlord you don't understand. you have to believe in god and an afterlife to be a superior person. saying it makes it true. would somebody please dissect my post word by word to prove me wrong?

"you think this because you are a moron".

Sparky · 08-17-2014, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm not holding my breath. Within the next hundred years I could buy, but if it comes earlier than fifty I'd be pretty surprised. Of course we were also supposed to have hover cars by the year 2000, so even conservative estimates are pretty dubious as far as I'm concerned.

I hear ya.

Honestly for me to reach middle age would be a feat. Of all the things that could possibly kill me; if I'm in good shape by then I like my chances a lot more.

To be textbook "healthy" I would have to excercise every couple hours, sleep straight through the night 7-8 hours uninterrupted. Drink 8 glasses of water, a glass of milk(though dairy consumption is questionable-so maybe a oral vitamin D supplement in the wintertime-but vitamins effectiveness has proved misleading)eat 4 servings of fruit and vegetables per day,eat maybe 25 grams of protein in the form of fish and get "1/4 the time it takes for me to get sunburnt" worth of sunlight per day. This is all in conjunction with a stress free life as well. I'd have to practice quality breathing and stretching.

The Batlord · 08-17-2014, 06:46 PM

It's funny. As much as I desire immortality, the fact that I see it as unattainable leads me to treat my body in such a way that entire decades are likely being shaved off of its lifespan. My fear of death should motivate me to stop smoking cigarettes, eat more vegetables and less macaroni and cheese, and get up off my ass once in a while for something other than eating more macaroni and cheese. And yet...

RoxyRollah · 08-17-2014, 07:04 PM

Hey now shoveling mac and cheese in your gobstopper and switching off to smoke in between bites could be be considered excersise if you just do it at the proper speed...

The Batlord · 08-17-2014, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Hey now shoveling mac and cheese in your gobstopper and switching off to smoke in between bites could be be considered excersise if you just do it at the proper speed...

If you've seen how fast I eat then you'd know that I'm the picture of health. A highly photoshopped picture, but that's beside the point.

Sparky · 08-17-2014, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

It's funny. As much as I desire immortality, the fact that I see it as unattainable leads me to treat my body in such a way that entire decades are likely being shaved off of its lifespan. My fear of death should motivate me to stop smoking cigarettes, eat more vegetables and less macaroni and cheese, and get up off my ass once in a while for something other than eating more macaroni and cheese. And yet...

and yet it all is purely chance. We've already lasted longer than many.