MB Members as Pokemon (and other stuff hopefully)

Ninetales · 08-07-2014, 05:23 PM

ok so Batlord kinda made me think of this but im still taking full credit. So as the title says here is some MB members if they were pokemon. a lot of these were gut decisions, but they do all have atleast some kind of sense behind them. if youre for some reason mad about the pokemon you got, then idk it's fucking pokemon and a game and just chiiill out man

Oh and feel free to do your own "MB members as" with different stuff (movies, sports, sex positions, colors, things in your room). anything goes.

This will be done in many parts. lots of users to get to (i have most of you guys matched up already tho). So enjoy. Or dont. I dont give a shit really. Here's Part 1, in no order whatsoever:

Goofle11 = Farfetch'd

very cool and chill guy and everyone loves him and probably hits people with sticks. definitely would hang out with

Frownland = Alakazam

smart beyond his years, listens to some pretty crazy **** that only alakazam could comprehend. oh and long curly mustache club

Vanilla = Rapidash

somehow i imagine her liking unicorns for whatever reason.. but rapidashes are seriously badass top 10 pokes for me and are wild yet dependable.

Batlord = Golbat

well duh youre a bat. but also big ass mouth. yeah this is you dude sorry not sorry

Paul Smeenus = Hypno

because he's hypnotized aka drugged right now get it. only hypnos can get past that kind of adversity. get well soon buddy.

Janszoon = Scyther

yeah sorry everyone. coolest pokemon is now off the table. Scyther goes to Jans because im jealous of his coolness ok there i said it lets move on

bob. = Dragonite

this one is toooo perfect. an awesome badass while simultaneously being the nicest person on the site. the perfect match

Sansa Stark = Jigglypuff

another perfect one. cute and cuddly when she wants to be but then draws shit on peoples faces and pisses them off. haha such a jiggly

Carpe Mortem = Gengar

well ok. gengar is a) a ghost therefore dead and spooky b) pretty chill and also fun. so yeah. not much more to explain

djchameleon = Blastoise

a mainstay in the MB community and one of the first people i remember. He is Pokemon Blue of Music Banter

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Part 5

**Janszoon** · 08-07-2014, 05:28 PM

I know absolutely nothing about Pokemon but I'm pretty excited I got the coolest one. I'll plan on bringing this up at my next job interview.

Also the Batlord one is hilarious.

The Batlord · 08-07-2014, 05:34 PM

Briks = Jynx

For obvious reasons.

**Goofle** · 08-07-2014, 05:42 PM

Very cool. Nice to know you think most people like me. But I am wondering how you found out about that stick stuff? I'm usually wearing a mask.

In my Uni days when we decided for some reason to give each other a select Pokemon I was Weedle. Mainly because I smoked a lot of weed and, well, that's where it ended really.

The Batlord · 08-07-2014, 05:47 PM

Plankton = Koffing

Cause I'll bet he farts a lot.

**Exo** · 08-07-2014, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Vanilla = Jynx

For obvious reasons.

You made a mistake. I fixed it for you.

The Batlord · 08-07-2014, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo_

You made a mistake. I fixed it for you.

You and I obviously have two very different ideas of what calling somebody a Jynx entails.

djchameleon · 08-07-2014, 06:49 PM

This is so good. I'll take Blastoise! Even though when I played Blue I went with Venusaur but blue is my favorite color so it all fits along with your description.

The Batlord · 08-07-2014, 06:51 PM

Venosaur = garbage. ****ty stats and it doesn't learn any good attacks after razor leaf, which is itself mediocre. And it's Grass-type. Grass-type is for losers.

djchameleon · 08-07-2014, 06:54 PM

I don't care about stats because I don't min/max. Leech Seed and razor leaf= OP

Wtf do you use against water types?

08-07-2014, 05:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ninetales Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: livin wild Posts: 2,179	MB Members as Pokemon (and other stuff hopefully) ok so Batlord kinda made me think of this but im still taking full credit. So as the title says here is some MB members if they were pokemon. a lot of these were gut decisions, but they do all have atleast some kind of sense behind them. if youre for some reason mad about the pokemon you got, then idk it's fucking pokemon and a game and just chiiill out man Oh and feel free to do your own "MB members as" with different stuff (movies, sports, sex positions, colors, things in your room). anything goes. This will be done in many parts. lots of users to get to (i have most of you guys matched up already tho). So enjoy. Or dont. I dont give a shit really. Here's Part 1, in no order whatsoever: Goofle11 = Farfetch'd very cool and chill guy and everyone loves him and probably hits people with sticks. definitely would hang out with Frownland = Alakazam smart beyond his years, listens to some pretty crazy ** that only alakazam could comprehend. oh and long curly mustache club Vanilla = Rapidash somehow i imagine her liking unicorns for whatever reason.. but rapidashes are seriously badass top 10 pokes for me and are wild yet dependable. Batlord = Golbat well duh youre a bat. but also big ass mouth. yeah this is you dude sorry not sorry Paul Smeenus = Hypno because he's hypnotized aka drugged right now get it. only hypnos can get past that kind of adversity. get well soon buddy. Janszoon = Scyther yeah sorry everyone. coolest pokemon is now off the table. Scyther goes to Jans because im jealous of his coolness ok there i said it lets move on bob. = Dragonite this one is toooo perfect. an awesome badass while simultaneously being the nicest person on the site. the perfect match Sansa Stark = Jigglypuff another perfect one. cute and cuddly when she wants to be but then draws shit on peoples faces and pisses them off. haha such a jiggly Carpe Mortem = Gengar well ok. gengar is a) a ghost therefore dead and spooky b) pretty chill and also fun. so yeah. not much more to explain djchameleon** = Blastoise a mainstay in the MB community and one of the first people i remember. He is Pokemon Blue of Music Banter Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Last edited by Ninetales; 08-14-2014 at 01:24 PM.

08-07-2014, 05:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
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