I gangbanged his wife.
Ha ha!!
No, sadly I'm just kidding.
She's hottt though.

Well two of my friends and I had just come back from the plaza(those Arabs stay up for ****ing ever) and we were already quite tipsy on account of alcohol ingested beforehand.
We had bought five cans of silly string and were messing around with it on the way back to my friend Jim's house.
I had picked up a stick and was imitating Moses when we got to the railroad crossing.........
Yeah, it was already like 1:30 A.M.
So his daughter had just dumped me and $hit, I wasn't too happy about that.
So I suggested we go to their house, it was only about eight minutes from where we were.
So...we did....
Because my friend Derrick hates her, Jimbo kind of does too....
We were about two minutes away when an officer came up to us for being out past curfew.
After succesfully shooting the nifty laser pointer at his forehead (I had picked it up at the plaza) he asked us where we lived.
Derrick and I said Jim's house so we didn't get in trouble. (just Jimmy :) )
I then realized that the cop was Tara's dad, so I told him I was her ex-boyfriend, he didn't like that much.
He took us down to the station, waiting for Jimmy's mother to come pick us up.
When we got down there another cop heard me slurring words a bit, so he gave me one of those alchohol tests.
He didn't even bother to ****ing test my blood, he just said,"Stand on one foot for fifteen seconds".
Two seconds and I was like,"**** that $hit."
Jim and Derrick didn't drink as much so they didn't get one. :mad:
When Jim's mother came she heard that I was drunk so she said,"Well your mother can deal with that."
"Please no...."
But she didn't listen...
They put me in that medium sized room with two beds on the wall for under age offenders and there was nobody there.
I laid down on the little bed for about 30 minutes and then at about 2:30 A.M. my mom walks in there, PISSED AS ALL HELL....
I was scared $hitless.
She screamed at me until 3:00 and then my stepdad came out and said,"What the f#cks going on?"
Soo....she went to bed.
He took me outside and was explaining why I couldn't do these things.
Then he socked me in the face real hard and kicked me in the leg so I had a limp.


Mannn, what a $hitty night that was.
But the earlier part was better haha...
"**** the police"
lol.

Yeah, that was back in November, so it's forgotten. (Sort of)

Jeez, thanks for having me explain what happened. :mad:

heres what i have to say to that:

I say fuck authority
Silent majority
Raised by the system
Now it's time to rise against them
We're sick of your treason
Sick of your lies
Fuck no, we won't listen
We're gonna open your eyes

compliments of your good friends Pennywise