Smooth Criminals!
 

So, in case you are out of the loop. WD's cell phone was stolen yesterday.
And by some ridiculous twist of fate I have had at least 4 conversations with the person that stole the phone.(Only here. Facepalm!) Now how in the **** are you gonna steal a phone then answer it?

Anyone else have smooth criminal stories?

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ALL MB FRISCO RESIDENTS PLEASE BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THIS MAN!

Get dudes phone back and tell him I DON'T want to go on a date!

(Yes that's right this is a criminal shaming thread!)

Oh wow, that IS stupid. :laughing:
But couldn't the police call him, and then track the phone's location or something? Or does that stuff only work in movies?

They could but its not a priority.
Lol. I should post the text where I scolded him....

Do it.

Its not letting me paste it .Boo!

LOL

look at this kid

holy **** he looks stupid as hell.

Seriously why does everyone wanna steal my phones?

=(

To read your flirty text messages and learn from the master. Or because they hate you. I prefer the former.

Ew. What an ugly piece of garbage.

Sorry

Dude! You got yer phone back?!

Confirm identity please....

Yes, it is me =)

This kid that lives in my building used his camera phone to tape himself stealing a car, then posted it to his facebook wall. I laughed so fucking hard.

How dare you cancle that guys service!

I do feel kinda bad about it but hey, I need my phone. How else would I call my friends? =)

You have a point.

Here is my counter argument, how is he going to call your friends?

lol,

I mean he might've written down your number. I hear he's looking for a date.

when i was younger i used to enjoy stealing **** from stores. it was a sort of game to me. one of my more lucrative endeavors was to steal from kohls. i would switch price tags on blazers and brand name dress clothes and the cashiers would be dumb enough to go along with it. i would also tear tags off and wear the clothes right out of the building, leaving my old (cheap) clothes in the dressing room. an average visit would net ~300 dollars in additional goods acquired. but to be honest i didn't do it for money nor did i ever make money from doing it. i just loved the feeling of risking it all and walking out triumphant in the end.

Roxy should take the guy out and lace whatever he's eating/drinking with maximum strength laxatives and GHB so he falls asleep and shits rivers in his pants.

Nah, she should contract gonorrhea and then let him hit it raw dog. It's not skeezy if it's funny.

Sadly you gave him the gonorrhea first.

Lol.

His friends are calling me now.

I told them my friends know what he looks like and are looking for him, s'been about an hour. Still haven't heard back. Hmmmm....

You should start trying to initiate phone sex with them.

They would like that.