GuD

Yes, it is me =)

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
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hate paper doll

This kid that lives in my building used his camera phone to tape himself stealing a car, then posted it to his facebook wall. I laughed so fucking hard.

RoxyRollah

How dare you cancle that guys service!

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GuD

I do feel kinda bad about it but hey, I need my phone. How else would I call my friends? =)

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc

RoxyRollah

You have a point.

Here is my counter argument, how is he going to call your friends?

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GuD

lol,

I mean he might've written down your number. I hear he's looking for a date.

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc

John Wilkes Booth

when i was younger i used to enjoy stealing **** from stores. it was a sort of game to me. one of my more lucrative endeavors was to steal from kohls. i would switch price tags on blazers and brand name dress clothes and the cashiers would be dumb enough to go along with it. i would also tear tags off and wear the clothes right out of the building, leaving my old (cheap) clothes in the dressing room. an average visit would net ~300 dollars in additional goods acquired. but to be honest i didn't do it for money nor did i ever make money from doing it. i just loved the feeling of risking it all and walking out triumphant in the end.

ladyislingering

Roxy should take the guy out and lace whatever he's eating/drinking with maximum strength laxatives and GHB so he falls asleep and shits rivers in his pants.

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The Batlord

Nah, she should contract gonorrhea and then let him hit it raw dog. It's not skeezy if it's funny.

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RoxyRollah

Sadly you gave him the gonorrhea first.

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