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Old 06-30-2014, 05:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Basically an equivalent to the Bitch Box, but with things that are objectively stupid. I'll start.

"Why do bad things happen to good people?" a widow cries in despair.

Because he masturbated and God hates him. Is that the answer you want to hear? People die, it's rough when they do but fuck off with your dumbass queries.
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Old 06-30-2014, 05:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That Quorn advert where Mo Farrah's telling everyone to eat lots of protein, and I'm sat there thinking this guy hasn't had a square meal in his life, fuck you Mo.
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When people stop at an intersection where they don't have a stop sign and wave me to go. They are being nice but for the love of God IT IS NOT YOUR CHOICE. OBEY THE RULES WE ALL AGREED UPON.
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Old 06-30-2014, 07:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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When people stop at an intersection where they don't have a stop sign and wave me to go. They are being nice but for the love of God IT IS NOT YOUR CHOICE. OBEY THE RULES WE ALL AGREED UPON.
Even worse when you have the misfortune to be behind one of those fools and they decide to slam on their brakes suddenly and come to a complete stop to wave someone through, causing you to come to a screeching halt inches from their rear bumper.
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Which widow pissed in your gravy Frown? Man.
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One too many my man, one too many.
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People who don't know their own phone number. Yes, we live in the modern age of cellphones. Yes, I'm well aware you don't call yourself. Still, it's not that hard to remember is it?
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People who don't know their own phone number. Yes, we live in the modern age of cellphones. Yes, I'm well aware you don't call yourself. Still, it's not that hard to remember is it?
I'm one of these. Shoot me in the head with a massive gun.

Got it stored in my phone book though.
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Old 06-30-2014, 07:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
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People who don't know their own phone number. Yes, we live in the modern age of cellphones. Yes, I'm well aware you don't call yourself. Still, it's not that hard to remember is it?
Why would I remember it? The entire reason I memorized phone numbers in the past was because I had to. I even knew my friends' phone numbers. Now I couldn't tell you what their numbers' were if you put a gun to my head. Why should my number be any different?
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I'm sick of hearing what celebrities think about political issues. It's irrelevant to everything and if people actually care what someone from Game of Thrones or Pitbull think about current affairs they shouldn't be allowed to think things.
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