To skin or not to skin?

Isbjørn · 06-25-2014, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Goofle11

I guess the reason I ask is because I kinda want to do it. But due to the crappy nature of my hair, if I didn't like it, I would essentially be looking bald for about three or four months till it gets back to where I am now (always been the case for me).

Well... Take off your shirt. This is to prevent getting it full of hair. Take some shirtless photos for Vanilla while you're at it. Go into the bathroom, and take a plastic bag in with you. Find an electrical shaver, or even better, an adjustable beard trimmer. Start shavin'. When you're done, try to pick up most of the hair, and put it in the bag. Don't worry if there's some small hairs left in the sink, just flush them down with some water. Check if there's any hair on the floor, and do some sweeping if necessary. Throw the bag in the dustbin. Put the shirt back on (or not) and upload a photo of your newly-skinned self to the Member Picture Gallery. Receive positive comments from female members, degrading comments from batlords, and hilarious comments from me to boost your self-esteem. Congratulations, you've successfully skinned your head.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 06-25-2014, 04:25 PM

:d

Isbjørn · 06-25-2014, 04:30 PM

I've neither skinned my hair nor uploaded a photo to the Gallery before, so take my directions with a grain of salt.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 06-25-2014, 04:32 PM

I clocked when you said to put the shirt back on without taking a shower first.

djchameleon · 06-25-2014, 04:53 PM

Shave it!

Don't hang on to a thinning mess like you are hanging on to the glory years.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 06-25-2014, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

Shave it!

Don't hang on to a thinning mess like you are hanging on to the glory years.

Spot on

**Goofle** · 06-25-2014, 04:58 PM

I'll shave my balls as a tester.

**Janszoon** · 06-25-2014, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Goofle11

I'll shave my balls as a tester.

Is that hair thinning too?

**Goofle** · 06-25-2014, 05:44 PM

Gods honest? Yes. I can only dry and comb them.

RoxyRollah · 06-25-2014, 05:47 PM

****in A! Dude just do it.

Become one with the cueball. Listen men that are bald are more respected. So the surveys say.

I love a cueball.... yessir I do....

06-25-2014, 04:30 PM	#33 (permalink)
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~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	:d

06-25-2014, 04:32 PM	#34 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	I clocked when you said to put the shirt back on without taking a shower first.