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full 06-09-2014 03:17 PM

The Incest Thread
 
My first post to this site. i believe in making a grand entry, so… anybody messed aroud with there relatives?

I was alone with my cousin once when we were both 15, and we were wrestling. i got a boner, ad we ended up going all te way. We stopped short cause I ddn't ave a condom, an finihed by hand.

hate paper doll 06-09-2014 03:18 PM

-7/10

The Batlord 06-09-2014 03:21 PM

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FRED HALE SR. 06-09-2014 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by full (Post 1458595)
My first post to this site. i believe in making a grand entry, so… anybody messed aroud with there relatives?

I was alone with my cousin once when we were both 15, and we were wrestling. i got a boner, ad we ended up going all te way. We stopped short cause I ddn't ave a condom, an finihed by hand.

You ****ing sicko. Who doesn't have condoms around to **** their cousin with.

Carpe Mortem 06-09-2014 03:22 PM

And ban in 3....2.....1....

Sansa Stark 06-09-2014 03:28 PM

I read all the VC Andrews books that come out does that count

Sparky 06-09-2014 03:35 PM

why does a music forum attract so many people that come specifically to post stuff like this

FRED HALE SR. 06-09-2014 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparky (Post 1458606)
why does a music forum attract so many people that come specifically to post stuff like this

I blame proxy servers.

Zer0 06-09-2014 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by full (Post 1458595)
My first post to this site. i believe in making a grand entry, so… anybody messed aroud with there relatives?

No, but I've messed around with your relatives :)

Janszoon 06-09-2014 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by full (Post 1458595)
My first post to this site. i believe in making a grand entry, so… anybody messed aroud with there relatives?

Where relatives?

Zer0 06-09-2014 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1458616)
Where relatives?

They're relatives.

Janszoon 06-09-2014 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Zer0 (Post 1458618)
They're relatives.

:laughing:

hate paper doll 06-09-2014 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1458604)
I read all the VC Andrews books that come out does that count

Even the ones not in the Dollenganger series involve some form of it, I always found that funny.

Sansa Stark 06-09-2014 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1458650)
Even the ones not in the Dollenganger series involve some form of it, I always found that funny.

Right? and its always the rags to riches and unexpected child who always is a daughter

Black Francis 06-09-2014 05:28 PM

Personally no although i know a couple of guys who did it with their cousin and even a guy who did it with his sister.

it's actually so common here we have a saying for it.

"Los primos se esprimen"

Cuthbert 06-09-2014 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1458658)
Personally no although i know a couple of guys who did it with their cousin and even a guy who did it with his sister.

Jesus wept. How did you find that out?

The Batlord 06-09-2014 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1458671)
Jesus wept. How did you find that out?

He turned the lights on.

James 06-09-2014 06:03 PM

Maybe we could have a serious argument about incest here.
Unpopular opinion, but I don't think it's wrong if the relation is distant enough. Obviously immediate family is just gross.

Cuthbert 06-09-2014 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by James (Post 1458682)
Maybe we could have a serious argument about incest here.
Unpopular opinion, but I don't think it's wrong if the relation is distant enough. Obviously immediate family is just gross.

How distant is distant? Does that include cousins?

James 06-09-2014 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1458683)
How distant is distant? Does that include cousins?

Hmm conflicted. Maybe not first cousins. I don't really have serious thoughts because I have no hot relatives :laughing:

Black Francis 06-09-2014 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1458671)
Jesus wept. How did you find that out?

His best friend was teasing him about it in front of a couple of his friends (including me) and he just admitted it.

with an odd proud grin i remember, he had no remorse about it.

Goofle 06-09-2014 06:11 PM

James is basically saying there's a grey scale depending on hotness. Ugly 2nd cousin? Nah. Hot auntie? It's no big deal.

James 06-09-2014 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1458688)
James is basically saying there's a grey scale depending on hotness. Ugly 2nd cousin? Nah. Hot auntie? It's no big deal.

There we go. A hypothesis we can all believe in.

The Batlord 06-09-2014 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1458688)
James is basically saying there's a grey scale depending on hotness. Ugly 2nd cousin? Nah. Hot auntie? It's no big deal.

Just how hot are we talking about? And does it matter how often you see them? She'd have to pretty hot if she gives you presents in person every Christmas/birthday. And if a parent has been absent from the child's life for most of the child's memory does that make it okay for a hate****?

James 06-09-2014 06:35 PM

I don't think parents is ever okay really, even if my mother was Julianne Moore and I had never met her it's just too much.

hate paper doll 06-09-2014 06:37 PM

What about step siblings? There's no blood relation involved but it would still be pretty weird if you've been raised alongside them for years.

James 06-09-2014 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1458699)
What about step siblings? There's no blood relation involved but it would still be pretty weird if you've been raised alongside them for years.

I think that's absolutely fine and weirdly hot.

Scarlett O'Hara 06-09-2014 06:43 PM

I have a really good looking cousin. But hell no, I don't think of him sexually.

Goofle 06-09-2014 06:46 PM

I know somebody who was in foster care and he impregnated his carers kid. That was weird.

Black Francis 06-09-2014 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by James (Post 1458700)
I think that's absolutely fine and weirdly hot.

i agree :p:

same with hot step moms, they're fair game.

djchameleon 06-09-2014 06:48 PM

This whole thread needs Jesus.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ro/gUkEjRr.jpg

Carpe Mortem 06-09-2014 06:51 PM

Two consenting adults can have sex with eachother if they want, IMO.

But seeing as its taboo and illegal in many places... I'd suggest without much judgement, only as sage advice, that they keep it on the DL.

Janszoon 06-09-2014 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1458707)

Jesus would fit right in. I mean he's like ultimate child of incest.

hate paper doll 06-09-2014 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1458708)
Two consenting adults can have sex with eachother if they want, IMO.

But seeing as its taboo and illegal in many places... I'd suggest without much judgement, only as sage advice, that they keep it on the DL.


It's not for me, but I agree. Close relations should avoid procreating IMO. Less inbreds and flipper babies that way.

Black Francis 06-09-2014 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1458707)

Im pretty sure the bible has a few incest stories, i could be mistaken but in the noah's ark story supposedly God wiped out the whole human race except Noah and his family, so how did the earth got repopulated? Incest right? but doesn't inbreeding cause genetic defects?

it didn't say it bothered god but maybe he allowed it that one time cause he didn't think ahead :p:

Frownland 06-09-2014 07:09 PM

^Plus Lot's daughters ****ed Lot because they didn't want to be impregnated by Canaanites or whoever they were prejudiced against. They liquored him up, banged him, and told him they met a nice boy at some village when their tummies started to bulge if memory serves me correctly.

That was one hell of a Sunday school class.

The Batlord 06-09-2014 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1458718)
Im pretty sure the bible has a few incest stories, i could be mistaken but in the noah's ark story supposedly God wiped out the whole human race except Noah and his family, so how did the earth got repopulated? Incest right? but doesn't inbreeding cause genetic defects?

it didn't say it bothered god but maybe he allowed it that one time cause he didn't think ahead :p:

What about the human race makes you think we're not a bunch of inbred, genetically defective freaks?

Janszoon 06-09-2014 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1458724)
What about the human race makes you think we're not a bunch of inbred, genetically defective freaks?

Because we don't all live in Virginia.

Neapolitan 06-09-2014 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1458718)
Im pretty sure the bible has a few incest stories, i could be mistaken but in the noah's ark story supposedly God wiped out the whole human race except Noah and his family, so how did the earth got repopulated? Incest right? but doesn't inbreeding cause genetic defects?

it didn't say it bothered god but maybe he allowed it that one time cause he didn't think ahead :p:

Yes, you are greatly mistaken as usual. In the story it mentions that Noah, his wife, his son and their wives entering the ark before the flood.

The Batlord 06-09-2014 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1458726)
Because we don't all live in Virginia.

Dude, we're the birthplace of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and America itself. Not to mention we have the world's largest naval base.

What have you got? Some sandwich and a broken, piece of **** bell.


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