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djchameleon 06-09-2014 06:48 PM

This whole thread needs Jesus.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ro/gUkEjRr.jpg

Carpe Mortem 06-09-2014 06:51 PM

Two consenting adults can have sex with eachother if they want, IMO.

But seeing as its taboo and illegal in many places... I'd suggest without much judgement, only as sage advice, that they keep it on the DL.

Janszoon 06-09-2014 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1458707)

Jesus would fit right in. I mean he's like ultimate child of incest.

hate paper doll 06-09-2014 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1458708)
Two consenting adults can have sex with eachother if they want, IMO.

But seeing as its taboo and illegal in many places... I'd suggest without much judgement, only as sage advice, that they keep it on the DL.


It's not for me, but I agree. Close relations should avoid procreating IMO. Less inbreds and flipper babies that way.

Black Francis 06-09-2014 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1458707)

Im pretty sure the bible has a few incest stories, i could be mistaken but in the noah's ark story supposedly God wiped out the whole human race except Noah and his family, so how did the earth got repopulated? Incest right? but doesn't inbreeding cause genetic defects?

it didn't say it bothered god but maybe he allowed it that one time cause he didn't think ahead :p:

Frownland 06-09-2014 07:09 PM

^Plus Lot's daughters ****ed Lot because they didn't want to be impregnated by Canaanites or whoever they were prejudiced against. They liquored him up, banged him, and told him they met a nice boy at some village when their tummies started to bulge if memory serves me correctly.

That was one hell of a Sunday school class.

The Batlord 06-09-2014 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1458718)
Im pretty sure the bible has a few incest stories, i could be mistaken but in the noah's ark story supposedly God wiped out the whole human race except Noah and his family, so how did the earth got repopulated? Incest right? but doesn't inbreeding cause genetic defects?

it didn't say it bothered god but maybe he allowed it that one time cause he didn't think ahead :p:

What about the human race makes you think we're not a bunch of inbred, genetically defective freaks?

Janszoon 06-09-2014 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1458724)
What about the human race makes you think we're not a bunch of inbred, genetically defective freaks?

Because we don't all live in Virginia.

Neapolitan 06-09-2014 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1458718)
Im pretty sure the bible has a few incest stories, i could be mistaken but in the noah's ark story supposedly God wiped out the whole human race except Noah and his family, so how did the earth got repopulated? Incest right? but doesn't inbreeding cause genetic defects?

it didn't say it bothered god but maybe he allowed it that one time cause he didn't think ahead :p:

Yes, you are greatly mistaken as usual. In the story it mentions that Noah, his wife, his son and their wives entering the ark before the flood.

The Batlord 06-09-2014 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1458726)
Because we don't all live in Virginia.

Dude, we're the birthplace of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and America itself. Not to mention we have the world's largest naval base.

What have you got? Some sandwich and a broken, piece of **** bell.


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