Drunk Thread
 

Be drunk or make fun of drunks.

So drunk. Drank a bunch of Saint Brendan's stright, now drinking 151 with shasta cola. Too drunk to even correct that typo on 'straight'. Blow me, dictionary.

SHASTAAAA!

Be loving & open with my emotions, Paul.

^ It's just Mt. Shasta *shrug*

Paul, you're drunk.

I already posted this in another thread but ehhh.

My friend got pulled over on our way home from the bar the other night and when the cop asked her "do you know why I pulled you over?" my intoxicated ass pipes up and says "because you're a fu cking ass hole?". How I was able to get out of that one will forever by a mystery to me but holy sh!t am I an idiot.

posting pictures of mountain tops, with snow on top

Haha that is insane.

Have my children and let's nurse them on scotch.

I ****ing drunk texted my mom the last time I got drunk on hard liquor, never again

When I get drunk I beat my mom.

You should do that. Learn her how to treat a lady.