things you think about in the shower
 

Otherwise known as my bastardized version of Deep Thoughts, but in the shower. What silly or random things do you think about?

Mine tonight:

Why are no touch soap dispensers more sanitary than the regular ones? You're washing your hands anyway, so wouldn't the germs on a traditional soap dispenser be a non-issue?

The phrase "having your work cut out for you" doesn't seem like it should refer to something difficult. Shouldn't the task be easy if it's already laid out for you?

So yeah, I'm retarded. What do you guys think about?

I'm certain I'm not allowed to post these thoughts.

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perfect

i don't think i've ever really consciously thought about what i'm thinking about....i tend to get the washing over quickly and then just bask in the heat on my neck and shoulders

probably "fuck this feels good"

I think I just take too long in the shower so my mind wanders.

i take very long showers....just never thought about what i think about

and in the morning i'll be fucked.....because i'll literally be thinking about what i'm thinking about

you may have just ruined some zen like connection i have with the cosmos :)

I stand in the shower thinking about what makes a man an outlaw or a leader. I think about power, the ways a man could use it or be destroyed by it.

Usually my boobs/whether or not to change my nipple jewellery. Or girls

I think about the way the grime from my balls looks as it runs through my fingers to the bathtub floor.

I think about cheesy power ballads and then i sing them.

Mock Trollheart post:

Jans just made a reference to the Jane's Addiction song "Standing in the Shower... Thinking" and NOBODY got it! You are all so much less observant than I.


Anyway, when I'm in the shower all I think about is how fast I can clean my body and get out. My goal is 9 minutes.

Rinse. Lather. Repeat. Like a mantra.

I am ashamed :(

I knew I could count on you or bob. Thank you for coming through for me. :)

**** Jane's Addiction. One of the most annoying singers I've ever heard. I actually cringe whenever "Been Caught Stealing" comes on the radio.

I think about the Batlord, and whats for breakfast.

*points at door*

*points at crotch*

Maybe later.

Tease.

"When's the last time this ****ing place was cleaned?"

Potential arguments for the day n followin week. I prepare myself for them much like a warrior n that's why I've yet to be bested in any argument

Don't wanna be caught with your dick in your hand, huh?

Bob saaaaad :(

I contemplate how I'd defend myself from would be shower rapists. Always crosses my mind. Always ends in a satisfying conclusion.

Then I think about how long it's been since my last shower... and scrub harder.

Kinda weird that you think about this in the shower.

I'm terrified of Dave Navarro attacking me with a butcher knife while I'm washing my balls.

Hire Slash to keep guard..
If Dave approaches Slash would confront him in a guitar duel and beat him AND you'll hear the whole thing from your shower.

I usually just sing without thinking. Or think without singing. Or both. Or then I solemnly recite quotations of Oscar Wilde or some latin phrases so I'm ready to use them when a bit of pomposity is needed. Some English sayings in the middle of my usual talking are very effective and indeed do sound pretty wise....

That sounds dangerously close to actually listening to Jane's Addiction and/or Guns 'N' Roses and I want no part of either of those bands.

There is something seriously wrong with you.

Yeah, "Paradise City" won't get the **** off my radio.

Here's what you should do to resolve that:

1. Stop listening to the radio.
2. Stop living in the late 80s.

1.) It's decent background noise
2.) Tell that to my ****ty rock station that feels the need to play GNR next to nineties Metallica next to Pearl Jam next to Linkin Park next to Three Days Grace.

:laughing: :clap:

If you even care (notice the last section in bold):

Also, I don't have random thoughts in the shower because I am too busy enjoying Pandora :D But I liked reading the responses here.

once i thought i had a great idea during a long shower. i thought... why dont we just save money on gas by customizing our vehicles with larger gas tanks but then i realized that would not affect the gas price in the slightest

I concentrate purely on milking my member in the shower.

For some reason I just can't whack off standing up. So I almost never do it in the shower. Gotta be laying down for that. Even sitting up doesn't work. Needless to say clean up can be a bitch.