things you think about in the shower
 

Otherwise known as my bastardized version of Deep Thoughts, but in the shower. What silly or random things do you think about?

Mine tonight:

Why are no touch soap dispensers more sanitary than the regular ones? You're washing your hands anyway, so wouldn't the germs on a traditional soap dispenser be a non-issue?

The phrase "having your work cut out for you" doesn't seem like it should refer to something difficult. Shouldn't the task be easy if it's already laid out for you?

So yeah, I'm retarded. What do you guys think about?

I'm certain I'm not allowed to post these thoughts.

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perfect

i don't think i've ever really consciously thought about what i'm thinking about....i tend to get the washing over quickly and then just bask in the heat on my neck and shoulders

probably "fuck this feels good"

I think I just take too long in the shower so my mind wanders.

i take very long showers....just never thought about what i think about

and in the morning i'll be fucked.....because i'll literally be thinking about what i'm thinking about

you may have just ruined some zen like connection i have with the cosmos :)

I stand in the shower thinking about what makes a man an outlaw or a leader. I think about power, the ways a man could use it or be destroyed by it.

Usually my boobs/whether or not to change my nipple jewellery. Or girls

I think about the way the grime from my balls looks as it runs through my fingers to the bathtub floor.