Hagrid

I concentrate purely on milking my member in the shower.

The Batlord

For some reason I just can't whack off standing up. So I almost never do it in the shower. Gotta be laying down for that. Even sitting up doesn't work. Needless to say clean up can be a bitch.

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Cuthbert

I've done it standing up once, but I locked myself out the house and needed to pass the time.

The Batlord

I was high, outside, and the ground was too dirty to sit on. Thankfully I wasn't so high that I didn't make sure there were no people around.

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butthead aka 216

its just different standin up. not as enjoyable and more of a chore. unless some chick is gargling ur balls while ya do it... heyoooooo

Mr. Charlie

I think about whether good and evil are of concern only to mankind or to the universe as a whole. I think about pig sh*t. And whether dogs enjoy eating their own sick.

GuD

I had this terrifying dream that me and a friend were caught in the middle of a gang fight and somehow got tangled up in it. This huge dude came after my friend with a big ass hunting knife and she got cut in the stomach trying to defend herself with a broken coca cola bottle. Then the dude came after me and I had a piece of the same bottle. After that I just remember watching my friend hunched over puking blood and then collapsing in the street.

Yeah. So I woke up pretty sweaty and distraught, took a shower, and thought about what it must be like to live in places were things like that actually happen. Every day.

The Batlord

She shoulda been drinking Pepsi.

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Moss

Pepsi tastes like ass.

hate paper doll

It totally does. If I'm drinking a Pepsi product at all it's Dr. Pepper. I've been trying to cut the soda out of my diet though, minus the occasional ginger ale. HPD has a big fat ass.