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Old 05-16-2014, 11:55 AM   #21 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-16-2014, 12:23 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Potential arguments for the day n followin week. I prepare myself for them much like a warrior n that's why I've yet to be bested in any argument
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Old 05-16-2014, 12:29 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Potential arguments for the day n followin week. I prepare myself for them much like a warrior n that's why I've yet to be bested in any argument
Don't wanna be caught with your dick in your hand, huh?
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Old 05-16-2014, 07:32 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I contemplate how I'd defend myself from would be shower rapists. Always crosses my mind. Always ends in a satisfying conclusion.

Then I think about how long it's been since my last shower... and scrub harder.
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Old 05-16-2014, 08:38 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Kinda weird that you think about this in the shower.
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Old 05-17-2014, 10:42 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Kinda weird that you think about this in the shower.
I'm terrified of Dave Navarro attacking me with a butcher knife while I'm washing my balls.
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Old 05-17-2014, 12:49 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I'm terrified of Dave Navarro attacking me with a butcher knife while I'm washing my balls.
Hire Slash to keep guard..
If Dave approaches Slash would confront him in a guitar duel and beat him AND you'll hear the whole thing from your shower.
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Old 05-17-2014, 01:54 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I usually just sing without thinking. Or think without singing. Or both. Or then I solemnly recite quotations of Oscar Wilde or some latin phrases so I'm ready to use them when a bit of pomposity is needed. Some English sayings in the middle of my usual talking are very effective and indeed do sound pretty wise....
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