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05-16-2014, 11:55 AM | #21 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Tease.
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05-16-2014, 12:23 PM | #22 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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"When's the last time this ****ing place was cleaned?"
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05-16-2014, 12:27 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies
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Potential arguments for the day n followin week. I prepare myself for them much like a warrior n that's why I've yet to be bested in any argument
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05-16-2014, 12:29 PM | #24 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Don't wanna be caught with your dick in your hand, huh?
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05-16-2014, 07:32 PM | #26 (permalink) |
Crusher of tiny Nords
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I contemplate how I'd defend myself from would be shower rapists. Always crosses my mind. Always ends in a satisfying conclusion.
Then I think about how long it's been since my last shower... and scrub harder.
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05-17-2014, 10:42 AM | #28 (permalink) | |
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I'm terrified of Dave Navarro attacking me with a butcher knife while I'm washing my balls.
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05-17-2014, 12:49 PM | #29 (permalink) | |
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Location: in an abstract house
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If Dave approaches Slash would confront him in a guitar duel and beat him AND you'll hear the whole thing from your shower.
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05-17-2014, 01:54 PM | #30 (permalink) |
watching the wheels
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Finland
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I usually just sing without thinking. Or think without singing. Or both. Or then I solemnly recite quotations of Oscar Wilde or some latin phrases so I'm ready to use them when a bit of pomposity is needed. Some English sayings in the middle of my usual talking are very effective and indeed do sound pretty wise....
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