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Old 05-16-2014, 07:30 PM   #71 (permalink)
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My last text message reads:

"RATTTATATATATATAT TAAAAAHHHHH BRRRRRR UMP PUM PUM PUM PAHHHH GZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT".

It is my roommate's impression of the Hannibal soundtrack.

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Old 05-16-2014, 07:33 PM   #72 (permalink)
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'this is the united states secret service and we want to know why u are smugglin and anaconda in ur pants this close to the white house, please txt back immediately or u will be subject to a search of ur pants by our new hire who is a very sexy woman with an insatiable sex drive who also has an oral fixation. thanks'
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Old 05-16-2014, 07:48 PM   #73 (permalink)
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'this is the united states secret service and we want to know why u are smugglin and anaconda in ur pants this close to the white house, please txt back immediately or u will be subject to a search of ur pants by our new hire who is a very sexy woman with an insatiable sex drive who also has an oral fixation. thanks'
You are social commentary at its finest, and I applaud you consistently, you ****ing genius.
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Old 05-17-2014, 02:19 AM   #74 (permalink)
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nope I already have em, two successfully spoiled fur babies and most of my friends call me mom. I just think it's weird tubal litigation won't be done if you don't have children, as if we are incubators
Yet doctors will give vasectomies to men with hardly any hesitation or questioning. Double standards abound.
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Old 05-17-2014, 02:31 AM   #75 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2014, 02:33 AM   #76 (permalink)
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"drink more then you pussy!"
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Old 05-17-2014, 07:16 AM   #77 (permalink)
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Yet doctors will give vasectomies to men with hardly any hesitation or questioning. Double standards abound.
Vasectomies are done more often because they're a lot cheaper and easier to do, and they're more easily reversible.
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Old 05-19-2014, 07:50 AM   #78 (permalink)
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but why u mad tho. like, ****in stay mad.
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Wow Sansa - I can't believe you Jeff'd him over. Low.
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Old 05-19-2014, 09:03 AM   #80 (permalink)
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I totally did Jeff him over and I would again honestly
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