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hate paper doll 05-16-2014 06:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pedestrian (Post 1450569)
My last text message reads:

"RATTTATATATATATAT TAAAAAHHHHH BRRRRRR UMP PUM PUM PUM PAHHHH GZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT".

It is my roommate's impression of the Hannibal soundtrack.

I love it. :)

butthead aka 216 05-16-2014 06:33 PM
'this is the united states secret service and we want to know why u are smugglin and anaconda in ur pants this close to the white house, please txt back immediately or u will be subject to a search of ur pants by our new hire who is a very sexy woman with an insatiable sex drive who also has an oral fixation. thanks'

Carpe Mortem 05-16-2014 06:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1450588)
'this is the united states secret service and we want to know why u are smugglin and anaconda in ur pants this close to the white house, please txt back immediately or u will be subject to a search of ur pants by our new hire who is a very sexy woman with an insatiable sex drive who also has an oral fixation. thanks'
You are social commentary at its finest, and I applaud you consistently, you ****ing genius.

Burning Down 05-17-2014 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1450558)
@fred

nope I already have em, two successfully spoiled fur babies and most of my friends call me mom. I just think it's weird tubal litigation won't be done if you don't have children, as if we are incubators
Yet doctors will give vasectomies to men with hardly any hesitation or questioning. Double standards abound.

Frownland 05-17-2014 01:31 AM
'Can you get me a ride? Mine passed out'

"Sorry mine did too."

hate paper doll 05-17-2014 01:33 AM
"drink more then you pussy!"

Janszoon 05-17-2014 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1450631)
Yet doctors will give vasectomies to men with hardly any hesitation or questioning. Double standards abound.
Vasectomies are done more often because they're a lot cheaper and easier to do, and they're more easily reversible.

Sansa Stark 05-19-2014 06:50 AM
http://i.imgur.com/1uQQsOG.jpg
:laughing: but why u mad tho. like, ****in stay mad.

James 05-19-2014 07:47 AM
Wow Sansa - I can't believe you Jeff'd him over. Low.

Sansa Stark 05-19-2014 08:03 AM
I totally did Jeff him over and I would again honestly


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