You SOB you took my lighter!!!

Yep and i'll do it again mofo.

So... yer one a THOSE guys huh?

Hey, everybody accidentally steals a lighter every now and again, especially if you normally keep one on you and are used to putting it back in your pocket as soon as you use it.

Heh. The lighter game. I had a friend who was so good at it that he used to trick me into handing him my lighter while I was taking about how he wasn't going to get my lighter.

I just assume every lighter everywhere ever created is mine, you all just borrow them...

And of course the best time to collect is at two am on your buddy's porch after he's too far gone to even remember he handed it to you ten seconds later.

Naturally , Im also a fan of slipping my hand in your pocket while you're talking and walking away and not coming back...

He is the thieving-est lighter stealer on the planet. He has stole about 300 lighters from my buddies house. I took it because he was getting ready to hit the bong and I was leaving and I knew there were no other lighters in the house. I didn't notice his text til this morning. **** that guy.

That sounds like fun.

Taking somebody's lighter is an underrated troll. When you've got one it's no biggie, but when you don't and you need it, it's the end of the world.

Not as fun as you might think,I've gotten a surprise once or twice..

Dude had to use match sticks and it was windy yesterday. My other bro called me today to say nice one, cause he was bitching like a schoolgirl the entire time.

Used tissues? Mouse traps?

I know where this is headed. Better head to pm's with Jansz.

Bits of cheese, or what apperead to be cheese.

And once something wet, I have no clue what that was nor did I ask my homeboy either.. Don isnt quite right either sooo....yeah. ..

:laughing:

I'd probably be guilty of that. I got bad allergies and I always keep a stash of tissues in my pocket. Unfortunately there isn't always a convenient place to dispose of used ones so... yeah.

Note to self Batlord used condoms, I mean tissues.

Janszy, mousetraps...Got it!

"My car is smoking can you stop by after work? "

Did you spill oil in your engine bay?

"No I don't think so. "

Did you put your oil cap back on?

"I don't know. "

Women should not be allowed near a car.

"Just relax and rest bb"

"Was your red temperature light blinking like crazy?"

Wonder who sent that one.

"xD Dat Fye"
I don't-- I really can't--

What?

Was a complete mess. My mom had literally no oil in her car even though I asked her to check it which she assured me she did. When the tow truck came to get it, there was also transmission fluid leaking from near the front left wheel. Gonna take a look this weekend and hope for a good outcome. Sure it will be back on the road by monday.

"*** on my ****ing face"

"have you been drinking?"

http://media.giphy.com/media/u9pVdgN26tpK0/giphy.gif

Oops sorry mondo wrong #
;)

"Oh lordies ,I'm so innaporties. So much sorries"

Ahhh yes our fidlar fantic in his finest hour.... WD you are amazeballs...

"You have a package"

**** yes, my mic cables came today. *is slowly turning room into recording studio.*

Hello Alex long time no talk. Unless you already have could you give us/me a run through of what you have and what you are trying to have setup?

YOU NEED HELP

Buzzkillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

more importantly though someone thinks I'm cute.

whoopwhoop look at me I'm WD look at how cute I am.

"You're a funny girl, Riss" - my mom, after I told her that the only time I willingly stepped foot inside of a Walmart in the past 3 years was to use their restroom in a time of sheer desperation.

Ha lovely. Be glad you're not here the internet for the whole shop is down and we're staying open!

"i need to go to class though"

Well you should have thought of that before you fell asleep and left your car keys out in the open where anybody could just go through your pockets.

"I miss your face hoe"
"I'm not a garden tool ho!"

Getting in early on grammar nazi week I see.

Janszy I couldn't help it, It was just to easy.

It always comes back to the Nazis. I honestly think The Islamic State is an attempt to destabilize the middle east by Nazis. I mean, just look at the facts.

'A pain in the ass is a pleasure in the mouth.'

Get your mind out of the gutter we were talking about cooking without a microwave.