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Old 05-14-2014, 08:38 PM   #41 (permalink)
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This is the only Facebook message I feel comfortable posting LMAO this not my screen cap but my **** talking is unparalleled
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Old 05-14-2014, 09:18 PM   #42 (permalink)
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That is seriously the funniest burn I have ever seen.


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Old 05-14-2014, 09:24 PM   #43 (permalink)
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"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit. These are their stories"
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Old 05-14-2014, 11:30 PM   #45 (permalink)
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"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit. These are their stories"
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially anus.
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Old 05-15-2014, 12:28 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Holy sh!t, you have no idea how hard that made me laugh. I feel like getting ****faced with you would be crazy fun.
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Old 05-15-2014, 12:53 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Holy sh!t, you have no idea how hard that made me laugh. I feel like getting ****faced with you would be crazy fun.
It is, but I can't take credit for that one haha. Came across it googling SVU memes once.
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Old 05-15-2014, 03:21 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 05-15-2014, 06:11 PM   #49 (permalink)
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'just wanna say thanks for the dirty pic u sent me in my musicbanter.com inbox it was very arousing n i now contemplate leavin my bf. All i wanna do is touch ur rock hard chiseled abs and that woyld be enough to cause orgasm and you are also eneearing n funny with above average charisma"
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Old 05-15-2014, 06:19 PM   #50 (permalink)
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'just wanna say thanks for the dirty pic u sent me in my musicbanter.com inbox it was very arousing n i now contemplate leavin my bf. All i wanna do is touch ur rock hard chiseled abs and that woyld be enough to cause orgasm and you are also eneearing n funny with above average charisma"
Franco's really stepped up his grammar.
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