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FRED HALE SR. 03-20-2015 01:22 PM
"Dude my week has turned from horrible to worse." <---- Dude with abcess in his ass

"My balls are three times their normal size right now."

My answer: Dude i'll be by with my copy of Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

RoxyRollah 03-20-2015 03:37 PM
:laughing: Tell him to shut up and buy a butt plug already.

Pet_Sounds 03-20-2015 03:44 PM
"Who was that weirdo yesterday?"

RoxyRollah 03-20-2015 03:47 PM
Just me.^ Stop talking about me like Im not in the room tho.:mad:

Pet_Sounds 03-20-2015 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1567436)
Just me.^ Stop talking about me like Im not in the room tho.:mad:
I'm sorry, who is this?

The Batlord 03-20-2015 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1567435)
"Who was that weirdo yesterday?"
Damn it. I thought I was hiding better than that.

FRED HALE SR. 03-20-2015 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1567432)
:laughing: Tell him to shut up and buy a butt plug already.
You missed my Big Balls reference, i am shocked and appalled and devastated beyond repair. Goldie Hawn.

bob. 03-20-2015 05:41 PM
Just saying fred......you ****ing rock \m/

Pet_Sounds 03-20-2015 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1567137)
TFW your friend tries to hit on a girl, but she ends up rolling her eyes at you behind his back.
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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1567435)
"Who was that weirdo yesterday?"
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1567444)
Damn it. I thought I was hiding better than that.
Na, this was another weirdo. Might have something going with the girl, though.

RoxyRollah 03-21-2015 11:58 AM
"Hey your closing for me next Sat night..."

"? I have the weekend off? What I do to deserve this?"

" Just for being you.don't worry. "

" You're going to kill me and feast on my corpse I just know it."


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