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Old 03-14-2015, 06:25 PM   #351 (permalink)
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Old 03-14-2015, 06:28 PM   #352 (permalink)
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Old 03-14-2015, 06:46 PM   #353 (permalink)
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shut it Mr.Lovely Penis.
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Old 03-15-2015, 04:36 AM   #354 (permalink)
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Old 03-19-2015, 10:13 AM   #355 (permalink)
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Man,I threw a brick through that bitches windsheild....
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Old 03-19-2015, 12:13 PM   #356 (permalink)
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"Dude I have an abcess there is literally two holes in my ass."

My witty response: So literally three *******s on one body, Congratulations and contact Guinness.
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Old 03-19-2015, 12:39 PM   #357 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2015, 06:41 AM   #358 (permalink)
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Man,I threw a brick through that bitches windsheild....
Same person^.V

"Throwing a bbq Sunday you comin?"

"DUDE SHOULDN' T YOU BE BUYING A NEW WINDSHIELD? "

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Old 03-20-2015, 08:09 AM   #359 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2015, 08:34 AM   #360 (permalink)
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